Conversation Jokes

Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and dont know many people

Gwen and Prince chat and talk and dicuse we won't bother u! Here! Enjoy!

Neona (😞): Are you mad at me?

Gwen (😌): Me? NEVER! Sometimes we listen and don't listen, lets just hugg it out!

Neona (😁): Agreed!

why cant you say hi to a drug addict?They'll say yea

Memories: I have ligma. Ligma what? Ligma BALLS.

Gwen lets chat at night for ab 1 hour! I want to get to know eachother better!

p.s its jake

Man walks in to his bedroom where his wish is carrying a sheep under his arm and says this is the pig I've been fucking.wife says that's not a pig that's a sheep dumbass.husband says I was talking to the sheep

What does one emo kids say to the other

I like you cuts g

I saw a orphan on the road I asked him if he's a ophorn the kid says ye what gave it away

I say your parents

Son: Dad were are you Dad: Getting another one Son: Getting what Dad: Dad

What’s one thing you can say during a family dinner and in bed Where are the kids?

Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First ignore them until they ask you if your going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them would they get on all fours and bark back? After that continue to ignore them.

Three men are on a bench in Soviet Russia talking shit about Stalin. One of the men all of a sudden pulls out a kgb badge and says “you two are coming with me for treason.” One of the other men also pulls out a badge and says “Not me.” The third man pulls out a badge and says “Wow? There’s a lot of agents here.”

Are you taco to me, I nacho friend.

I walked up to a group of moms having a conversation while waiting to pick up their kids from day care. They were using cutesy words like 'ankle biters', 'rug rats' and other terms I've heard parents use before when describing their toddlers.

I thought I'd chime in; as it turns out, 'carpet muncher' doesn't mean what I thought it does.

My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgent coming in tomorrow im super excited to work with him the next day we had to do our first ever open hart surgery so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient so we finished the surgery and went out side for a smoke and we were talking I said why did you keep the patients blood on your glove? He replied we in my free time I test it for anything diseases HIV the next day I got invited to his house and we had some drinks I said this is amazing red tea what is in it just the 2000 people you have cut opened .

What did one tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches

teacher: “okay so how are you going?” student :“i’m not going” teacher” oh so your a wheelchair person”

Ok now I'm not good at telling jokes but this 1 is not to bad 1 cunt said to anothrr cunt do you get cold at night fuck no cunt the 1 st cunt said why I have a built in set of verticlal currains to keep the cold out cunt xx