Conversation jokes

Light

    • Q: What did the stop light say to the other stop light?

    A: Stop looking, I’m changing!

    Bar

    • You go up to a bar and say, "Hi." He doesn’t look at you. You keep saying, "Hi." He says, "What?" Then you realize that he is the one that you stole his lady from, but then he doesn’t give you any drink. You say, "Why?" He screams at you and then says, "YOU'RE FIVE!"

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    • Insult

    • 1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?

    2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.

    3. My foot lasts longer than your life.

    Orphan

    • Orphan: *crying* You: Do you know where your parents are? Orphan: No. Your Friend: They don't have parents!!! You: 😂 I know.

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    • Name

    • A guy starts chatting to a pretty woman at a party.

    Seeing that she didn't back off, he asked her name. "Carmen," she replied. "That's a nice name," he said, warming up the conversation. "Who named you, your mother?"

    "No, I named myself," she answered.

    "Oh, that's interesting. Why Carmen?"

    "Because I like cars, and I like men," she said, looking directly into his eyes. "So what's your name?" she asked.

    ‘BJ Titsngolf’

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    • Agent

    • Three men are on a bench in Soviet Russia talking shit about Stalin. One of the men all of a sudden pulls out a KGB badge and says, "You two are coming with me for treason." One of the other men also pulls out a badge and says, "Not me." The third man pulls out a badge and says, "Wow? There's a lot of agents here."

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    • Grandpa

    • Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."

    Boy: "What's that?"

    Grandpa: "What's what?"

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    • Lock

    • You: What do you call a door knob without the lock?

    Me: I don't know.

    You: Are you sure?

    Me: I don't know.

    You: Okay.

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    • Slavery

    • Friend: Slavery isn't good.

    Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.

    Me: Shut up and get me a juice!

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    • Orphan

    • Kid: Imagine being an orphan!

    Parents: Look who's talking, not you 'cause you ain't got no one to talk to! *vanishes*

    Kid: WAIT, WHAT!