Consequence jokes
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
One time, little Johnny was watching TikTok, and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly, so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework. When he was done, he saw a spill on the table. He went to the sink to grab a cloth, but when he came back, it was gone. He went to his mom's room and saw a drink with the label "daddy's drink," so he drunk it and said, "It's daddy's; he won't mind," and all day he was like the Flash. So he went back, turned the bottle around, and it said "Speedy," and then he said, "Oh, great heavens!"
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hankery panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill,
And now there's little Frankey.
When you realize you forgot to mop your room, you hear footsteps.
Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill. And now there's little Franky.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit. Jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty, and now they have a daughter.
Secret: Jill didn’t go in the shit yet. Jack went in first and died! :D
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one month!”
Later that afternoon, Johnny’s dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. “That’s it! No butter for you for one month!” says his dad.
Later that evening as Johnny’s mother cooks dinner, a cockroach runs across the kitchen floor. She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her. Little Johnny looks at his father and says, “Are you going to tell her, Dad, or do you want me to?”
Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈
We forge the chains we wear in life.
Why did Techno die?
They broke his bed.
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours.
Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?