Consequence jokes
Yo mama was so fat that she jumped so hard, and the earth started shaking like an earthquake.
Yo mama so fat, she stepped on earth and the earth cracked.
Yo mama's so fat, when she sat down there was a big earthquake.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits, she makes a 7.4 earthquake.
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, grabbed her thigh, and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a daughter.
Haha, I fucked you over!
Principal: “Why did you have to skip class? Because of that detention!”
Kid: “Whatever!”
Principal: “Why did you have to swear? Because of that one demerit!”
Kid: “Doesn't matter!”
Principal: “Why did you yell at a teacher and throw a chair at them? Because of that you're suspended!”
Kid: “Oh well!”
Principal: “Why did you have to push a kid down the stairs and kill them? Because of that you're expelled!”
Kid: “I'm trying not to kill myself!”
I pushed a handicapped orphan out of his wheelchair. Who is he gonna tell, his parents?
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
One time, little Johnny was watching TikTok, and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly, so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework. When he was done, he saw a spill on the table. He went to the sink to grab a cloth, but when he came back, it was gone. He went to his mom's room and saw a drink with the label "daddy's drink," so he drunk it and said, "It's daddy's; he won't mind," and all day he was like the Flash. So he went back, turned the bottle around, and it said "Speedy," and then he said, "Oh, great heavens!"
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes and lifted up her dress. They had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. Jack fell down, his cock was out, and Jill gained a daughter.
What happens when a battery commits a crime? They get charged!
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hankery panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill,
And now there's little Frankey.
When you realize you forgot to mop your room, you hear footsteps.
Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill. And now there's little Franky.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
What's black and at the top of the staircase? Stephen Hawking after a house fire.