Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.
Conflict Jokes
My sister's boyfriend is mad at me because I fucked his girl.
During WWI and WWII, the infantry would use shovels as weapons and to dig trenches. I bet they really dig that weapon!
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
"Ching chong, drop the bomb!"
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
The point of war is not to die for your country, but to make the fresh recruit on the enemy's side die for his.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.
Science flew us to the moon.
Religion flew us into two skyscrapers.
The eyelash and the lipstick got into a fight. Soon they will make up.
What is your arm's favorite military branch? The army.
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
There is only one thing I have to give my enemies.
A bucket full of dead baby heads and semen so they can replenish their spawn.
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What's the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
What do people say when they're fighting?
"Water!"
What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?
Alien vs Predator.
Hippity hoppity, Hiroshima, Nagasaki.
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
