Compliment jokes
It's only okay to beat up a dwarf when they walk up to your wife and say, "Your hair smells nice."
Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?
They say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Well, apparently, no one has ever been standing next to you.
Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile at me?
Hi guys! Ello here! So I am determined to get as many people as possible to like my jokes and comment. So, without further ado, here goes nothing!
So I have been looking at all your jokes, and UHHHHHH has not been the nicest. I don't really love the words she is choosing, but I'm not going to let her get in my head. :)
So guys make sure that you like and comment! Love y'all!!!!! :D
What did the swordfish say to the marlin? You're looking sharp.
Someone complimented me on my driving last week. They left a note saying, "Parking Fine!"
What does the dead man say to the other? He says, "Your daughter is pretty."
The other man says, "How do you know?"
The other man says, "Because she is dead."
People say, "I like your cut G." Which is when you get a fresh cut. But I guess when you go bald, we can say, "Like your forehead, G."
I know it's really, really, really, really bad.
It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
What did one ghost say to another ghost?
"You're boo-tiful!"
I saw this girl with blue hair and slapped her wrist and said, “NICE CUT G!”
You are the reason double doors were invented.
You're really sexy 😉
What did the zero say to the eight?
"Nice belt!"
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
If you tell a girl they're pretty, they won't believe you. If you tell them they're ugly, they'll never forget it.
Elephants never forget.
"You da bomb!" "No, you da bomb!"
In the US, a compliment. In the Middle East, an argument.
Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.
A young woman goes for her first gynecological exam, and the nurse has her take off her clothes, put on a gown, and get in the stirrups. She tells her the doctor will be in in a minute.
The doctor comes in and tells the young lady that she has one of the most beautiful vaginas he’s ever seen, and he has seen a lot of them. She thanks him for the compliment. He tells her he is about to start the examination, but he is going to have to numb her first, when she says ok, he goes:
"Num num num num num!"