What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?
They both finished the races.
Competition Jokes
This chess game against America and England is getting interesting. First, America lost both of its towers, but now England has lost its queen.
What is better than a paralympic gold medal?
Walking! 😂😂😂
The fries were the slowest in the race and they said, "We need to ketchup to the tomato!"
Official Dj Penaldo playlist.
1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"
I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!
I once fought with a man in a wheelchair.
He couldn't stand a chance.
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.
Technoblade: Speedruns Life.
Yo mama so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest, they said she wasn’t allowed because no professionals were allowed.
My friend's man has seizures, so guess who won their breakdancing tournament.
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?
And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
Who will win the war: like for Russia, dislike for Ukraine?
What is better than winning gold at the Para Olympics?
WALKING!
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
