What’s the difference between God and Hitler? God made thousands Of bread, Hitler made thousands of toast
How is slavery different from Pokémon? The types you can have
Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."
A guy and girl had sex poem competition. Guy: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I can put mine in yours, but you can't put yours in mine." Girl: "Two times two is four, four plus five is nine. I know the length of yours, but you won't know the depth of mine."
Whats difference btwn BTS and Futurama? Theys only one bender in futurama
What’s the difference between swifities and rap fans? One rap fan has a higher IQ than every swiftie combined.
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
What is the difference between women and cars?
At least one of them contained their value after getting wrecked.
The maid asked her boss, the wife, for a raise, and the wife was upset.
The wife asked "Why do you think you deserve a pay increase?"
Maid: "There are three reasons. The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said that?"
Maid: "Your husband."
Wife: "Oh."
Maid: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Who said that?"
Maid: "Your husband."
Wife: "Oh."
Maid: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you."
Wife: "Did my husband say that as well?"
Maid: "No, the gardener did."
Wife: "So how much do you want?"
Obesity kills thousands of times more Americans than shooting does, which teaches us an important lesson:
Shooters do poorly given the size of their targets.
What do sex and food have in common? Grandma makes both better.
A blonde, a brunette, and redhead are all in the 9th Grade. Which one is the sexiest? The blonde, because she’s the only one who’s 18.
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common? Both are sick and twisted
What is the difference between a woman and a ice? The ice always comes back
what number is better than 69? 88 cause you get ate twice.
What’s the difference between Anne Frank and Harry Potter? Only one came out the chamber.
i saw two really tall guys i walked up and said "i didn't know we still have the twin towers"
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common? They're both white and flavorless
What's the similarities between anonymous and a cow? I think you know...
what's the difference between you and an egg? an egg gets laid
