what's the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isn't sharp.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
What’s the difference between blood and an orphan? Blood has a place in all of our hearts.
You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!
You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.
whats the difference between an emo kid an a leaf... only the leaf reaches the ground.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
What's the difference between a hamster and a cigarette?
They're both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common? They both come in small can
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit? A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
I respect cancer more than I respect depression.
At least cancer has the balls to kill you himself.
What is the difference between Betty White and Paul Walker?
Betty didn’t reach 100 before she died.
What is the difference between a preschool and my basement?
Little kids leave preschool.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb to the top of your ego then jump to your IQ.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
