Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
My boyfriend accused me of cheating. I told him he reminded me of my girlfriend.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
What's the difference between an ugly monster and you?
Nothing.
I would like to call you as dumb as a rock, but they can hold a door open.
So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.
Science teacher: How many times can the earth fit into the sun?
Me: As many times as the earth can fit into you.
I have a friend of mine from school. I always see them with bangs, so I never knew what their forehead looked like until one day they came... Their forehead was bigger than Mount Everest, that you can make an entire Olympics mountain climbing audition on that forehead! :)
What's the difference between your girlfriend and sister? Nothing if you're from Alabama.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
The Toaster: The best bath bomb!
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!
Q: What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Adolf Hitler?
A: One got to finish a race.
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
what's the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isn't sharp.
How come your sister is hotter than you? Funny, huh?
Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin off and eat them, they die.
