whats the difference between you and Hitler at lest he knows how to use a oven
My life is a lot like a game of Black Jack.
I always hit on 16, then get busted.
What does an apple and a gay have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.
I like my women how I like my wine.
Aged 9 years and lives in the basement.
What’s the different between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
What the difference between MetaCareForAll and the resurrection of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ? One of them is an unrealistic fantasy that can never come true because it wouldnt work. The other one is the resurrection our lord and saviour Jesus Christ. (Ben Shapiro 2020)
How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is a refreshing summertime snack; the other one is a watermelon.
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well, beer nuts are 49 cents, but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer, you won’t understand it.)
What does a kid and wine have in common?
Shit, I forgot, but they're both locked in my cellar right now.
What's the difference between onions and babies?
I cry when I cut onions.
Highest level of insult by a girl by seeing a guy's dick: I can shit bigger logs than that thing of your's 🤣
What number is better; 46 or 47? Idk, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
What's the difference between a smart blonde and a dinosaur?
The dinosaur once existed.
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a badly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?
I don’t put fruit in a blender.
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
What's the difference between anal and oral sex?
An and Or!
How are guys and tile floors alike?
If you lay them right the first time you can walk all over them for years.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate.
