Comparison jokes
what's the difference between a dog and a dad? The dog comes back.
You make Sanic look like a PRINCESS when he's next to you.
Cristiano Clapnaldo woke up FEELING DANGEROUS against Real Sociedad!
- 0 tapins! - 0 assists! - 3/3 dives! - 0 key passes! - 2 big chances missed! - 1/4 dribbles! - 2 Offsides! - 27 claps!
Better than Elanga?
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's logo.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
Nice! Angry Birds really has improved.
What’s the difference between Geico and a wife?
Geico saves you more.
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
On a scale of Johnny Depp having an erectile dysfunction to Michael Jackson exposing himself in a child day care center, how hard is it to get into Oxford?
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the people at the old folks home?
They both collapsed.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?
There is no difference.
They both got split open by a huge log.