Comparison jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.
Dirty bitch!
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?
SpongeBob asks if you're ready first.
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.
Your forehead is so big that your name is Humpty Dumpty, the big forehead!
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.
When we talk of our X, some people talk of their XXX. 🤣
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.