Comparison jokes
Life is like a box of chocolates; it doesn’t last long for people.
Ur mama so fat that when she went to the ocean, all the whales started singing, "We are family," even knowing your fatter than me.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
Your hairline is so long they mistake your forehead for a football field.
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
Yo hairline is so long it makes the Titanic look tiny.
What is a similarity between priests and doctors?
They both have fetishes for their professions.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
Your hairline is so far back Trump was ashamed.
Your hairline looks like the McDonald's sign M.
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.
Dirty bitch!
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
The Twin Towers collapsed faster than my grandma did.
What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?
SpongeBob asks if you're ready first.
How are this joke and the kid with cancer alike?
It never gets old.
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.