Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common? A. They never get old.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
What do Mc Donald’s and Priests have in common
They both shove there meat in to 10 year old buns
What do my wife and dinner have in common they are both vegetables
Me and Rose Bushes have something in common mangled,can hurt,red, and people only like one part
Why doesn't the gun and orphan have in common? The gun is actually useful.
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common?they both can’t hear their parents
Why can’t an orphan go to family dollar?they don’t have a family
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up u gotta fight the suicide squad
What does Ligma and Bofa have in Common?
They both Rhydon my dick.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common? Both got taken from their parents.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't here there parents.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common? One can feed a family
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
what does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common they can both squirt out there cum.
One day the mailman came to drop the mail off then he ask if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah the thing is my mom was coming out the shower naked and when she open the door it was me and the mailman. Now when the mailman sees me he says to me we got something in common we both saw your mom naked.
what don't Rick astley and the twin towers have in common? One wont let you down while the other will.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck
Q: What do Satan and a priest have n common?
A: They both love naughty souls
what dose a xbox/playstation and michhael jaxon have in common
kids turn them on
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools
Q:What do burger King and michael Jackson have in common
A:they put meat on five year old buns
