Common jokes
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
What does a zebra and I have in common?
We both have stripes.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.