Common jokes
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
What do sex and food have in common?
Grandma makes both better.
Do you know what's in common between a hitman and a photographer?
They all shoot people for a living.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
Memes
What do LGBTQ folk and folk with scoliosis have in common?
None of them are straight.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys 😂
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.