Common jokes
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?
They always come back.
What do the Titanic and the Montréal Canadiens have in common? They both sank to the bottom of the Atlantic.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
Memes
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common?
They both lie over little boys đŸ˜‚
What do priests and doctors have in common?
They both do physicals on kids.
What do Star Trek and toilet paper have in common?
Both fly around Uranus and wipe out Klingons!
What did Mickey Mouse and Michael Jackson have in common?: (What *didn't* they have in common)
Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a sore subject.
What do pretzels and a corrupt government have in common?
They are both twisted.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
What do a fat woman and bricks have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans.
What does an orphan and a banana have in common? They both get split up.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.