What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common? There used to be 2, but now they're a sensitive topic...
What does a lawyer defending a killer and a password have in common? They're case sensitive.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
What do Michael Jackson and Linus have in common? They both carry a little blanket.
What do orphans and police not have in common?
The police can actually go home.
What does Micheal Jackson and a rock have in common?
They are both hard.
What does Kobe now have in common with his helicopter?
They both have torn rotators.
What does my family and the Twin Towers have in common? We both played Jenga.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
What does a zebra and I have in common?
We both have stripes.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shoot both of them, just not in public.
What do orphans have in common with mute children
They can't talk to there parents
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common ? They both lie over little boys 😂
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered.
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common?
A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
