What do sex and food have in common? Grandma makes both better.
What do emos and unsalted popcorn have in common? They're both white and flavorless
What does an autistic kid and a porn video have in common? You can shot both of them, just not in public.
What do orphans have in common with mute children
They can't talk to there parents
what does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common they both ask people "WHERES THE MEAT!"
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
What do volcanoes and suicide bombers have in common?
They both erupt when triggered
What do Michael Jackson and Pinocchio have in common ? They both lie over little boys đ
What do orphans and tvs have in common? At least one of them have a home
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids company.
What does 2016 and 2020 have in common? A monkey caused worldwide outrage.
Joe: what do the leafs and the titanic have common Ben: idk Joe: they both look good in till they hit the ice
A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common? Everyone gets a turn ;)
Q: What do American beer and canoes have in common? A: Fu@king close to water!
What do women and Nvidia have in common?
They both do not make very good drivers.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common they both have a creamy center
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver driver have in common? Whenever theyâre hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I I have sex my eyes hurt. He said thatâs a common reaction to pepper spray.
