Common jokes
What do autistic retards and birds have in common?
They both flap their arms, lol.
What does Kobe and the Twin Towers have in common?
The pilots just couldn't stick the landing.
Wow, that was explosive!
Man, I'm on fire 🔥 today!
What does Michael Jackson and tuna fish have in common?
They both come in small can.
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
What do Arby's and black women have in common? They both have the meats.
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
Men and depression have something in common; they’re always talking.