Common

Common Jokes

Girl

What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?

They're both hot, but they're both quiet.

Tornado

What do a black and a tornado have in common?

They both wreck neighborhoods.

Gun

What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.

Sense

Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.

Priest

What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.

Color

What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?

Black is their favorite color.

Sock

What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?

They both like keeping one sock for themselves.

Roblox

Roblox Brookhaven be like:

"ABC if you wanna be adopted."

"ABC if you wanna be my friend."

"ABC if you wanna be a banker."

"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."

"ABC if you wanna date."

"ABC if you wanna sex."

Emo

What do us emos all have in common?

Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."

Secret

What do asses and secrets have in common?

Both are better when not leaked!

Dog

What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.

Russian

What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?

Answer: Non-existence!

Soldier

What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.

Mom

What's your mom and a dog got in common?

Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.

Newspaper

What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?

They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.

Hippie

What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?

Spit, spit, spit!

Color

What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?

They have a history of separating colors.