Common jokes
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Men and depression have something in common; they’re always talking.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
What do Christmas lights and Jeffrey Epstein have in common?
They don’t hang themselves.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
What does a nearsighted gynaecologist and a puppy have in common?
Wet noses.