Common

Common jokes

School

What do inner city schools and databases have in common?

Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.

Orphan

You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.

Way

What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.

What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.

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Friend

What do gum and guns have in common?

When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.

Girl

What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?

They're both hot, but they're both quiet.

Tornado

What do a black and a tornado have in common?

They both wreck neighborhoods.

Gun

What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.

Sense

Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.

Justin Bieber

What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?

They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.

Cock

What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?

I want them both in my mouth!

Priest

Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?

A: They both want Anthony's neck.

Orphan

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.

Priest

What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?

At least Daniel has a mom.