Common jokes
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
What does a "Smart Russian" and a "Unicorn" have in common?
Answer: Non-existence!
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
What's your mom and a dog got in common?
Both will lick dick if you put peanut butter on it.
What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?
They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.