Common

Common Jokes

What do a tank and a Warship have in common?

They're overweight.

What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common? They both won a trophy atleast once, Vanicek a 1x stanley cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.

what does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common? A. both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.

What does Earl Bradley and an Xbox have in common? They both get turned on by children.

What does a priest and a male homosexual have in common? They both like to suck a big cock inside the men's lockerroom at the gym.

What do lovely men and tampons have in common both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.

What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common? both want to put a winchester in their mouth