Common jokes
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
What do Michael Jackson and ACN have in common? They both go in little kids.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.