Common jokes
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
What do Hiroshima and Herobrine have in common?
They're not heroes.
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
What do depression and suicide have in common?
Nothing, they're both hanging.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot, but they're both quiet.
What do a black and a tornado have in common?
They both wreck neighborhoods.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?
Black is their favorite color.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.