Common

Common jokes

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?

At least Daniel has a mom.

Orphan

What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.

Orphan

You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.

Orphan

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? I fucking hate their whiny asses and beat them up.

Priest

Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?

A: They both want Anthony's neck.

Cock

What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?

I want them both in my mouth!

Justin Bieber

What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?

They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.

Girl

What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?

They're both hot, but they're both quiet.

Tornado

What do a black and a tornado have in common?

They both wreck neighborhoods.

Gun

What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.

Sense

Okay, good night everyone who has common sense! "Akeld," you did not make it.

Priest

What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.

Color

What do an emo girl and a blind girl have in common?

Black is their favorite color.

Sock

What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?

They both like keeping one sock for themselves.

Roblox

Roblox Brookhaven be like:

"ABC if you wanna be adopted."

"ABC if you wanna be my friend."

"ABC if you wanna be a banker."

"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."

"ABC if you wanna date."

"ABC if you wanna sex."

Emo

What do us emos all have in common?

Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."