Common

Common Jokes

What does Leo have in common with a newspaper?

They both love to yap and babble, and they always get fondled by old people.

What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?

They both like keeping one sock for themselves.

Roblox Brookhaven be like:

"ABC if you wanna be adopted."

"ABC if you wanna be my friend."

"ABC if you wanna be a banker."

"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."

"ABC if you wanna date."

"ABC if you wanna sex."

What do us emos all have in common?

Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."

What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?

Spit, spit, spit!

What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.