Common jokes
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Q: What does a microwave and an M1 Garand have in common?
A: They both go “ping” when they’re done.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up.
What do orphans, parents, and a ball have in common?
If you throw them, they both will never come back.
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
What do emo kids have in common with orphans?
They both depress'd on the inside.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
Men and depression have something in common; they’re always talking.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
You know what orphans and I have in common? Our dads both left for the milk.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.