What do / and \ have in common?
They have different results.
What do a Catholic priest and an Olympic silver medalist have in common? A: They both come in a little behind.
What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?
Jokes have meanings.
What did Kobe Bryant and Josef Vanicek have in common?
They both won a trophy at least once, Vanicek a 1x Stanley Cup champion with the Carolina Hurricanes, and they also both crashed and burned in a helicopter or airplane.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
What does a dick and an elderly person have in common? They are both short.
What do all rangas have in common?
They all look like wildfires.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
What do nerds and chicks have in common? They both have four eyes.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
Me and rose bushes have something in common: mangled, can hurt, red, and people only like one part.
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
Your hairline and your forehead must have a lot in common because they go waaaaaaaayyy back!
What do the Twin Towers and Angry Birds' pigs have in common?
They always getting hit.
What do George Washington and a beaver have in common?
They both have eyes.
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
