Common jokes

What do women, tornadoes, and hurricanes have in common? They all get the house.

What does a human and a cat have in common? Both take my bed.

What do a girl and a bar have in common?

A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!

What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

What do a politician and a minister have in common?

Both of them will tell you anything to get money from you.

What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.

What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.

What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?

They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.

What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.

What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both have boys' pants half off.

What does a cannibal and a spider have in common?

Both have eight legs.

What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.

What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?

They both get turned on by kids.

What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?

They're both yellow and can't drive.

What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?

They both finished the races.

What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?

They both light up the room.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.