Common

Common Jokes

Politician

What do a politician and a minister have in common?

Both of them will tell you anything to get money from you.

Racist

What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.

Dad

What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.

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  • Hitler

    What do Michelangelo and Hitler have in common?

    They both used their brain to paint the ceiling.

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  • Twin Towers

    What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.

    Airstrike

    What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?

    They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.

    Meat

    Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

    They both routinely place meat in small buns.

    Michael Jackson

    What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"

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  • Race

    What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?

    They both finished the races.

    Michael Jackson

    What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

    They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.

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  • Math

    What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.

    Killer

    What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?

    “They both blow heads.”