What do a politician and a minister have in common?
Both of them will tell you anything to get money from you.
What do a politician and a minister have in common?
Both of them will tell you anything to get money from you.
What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys' pants half off.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
What do SpongeBob and Asians have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
What did Hitler and Usain Bolt have in common?
They both finished the races.
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common?
They both light up the room.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids' room with empty sacks.
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
What do JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common?
“They both blow heads.”