Common jokes
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."
What do asses and secrets have in common?
Both are better when not leaked!
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
You know what orphans and Batman have in common? They'll both never see their parents again.
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
Q: What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common?
A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warm up after a few strokes.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
What do a banana and shampoo have in common?
Ur mom.
What do Logan Paul, KSI, and the Japanese suicide victim have in common?
Tying.
What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common?
They’ll eventually get laid by a Mexican.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
Kids end up playing with toys, but adults end up playing with boobs.
What do dead people and orphans have in common? They can't see their family.
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
What do math and me on P-hub have in common?
They are both hard.
What do nail polish and panties have in common?
Both come off with alcohol.
What do Jews and Black people have in common?
Living off welfare checks.
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.