What does a crippled person's legs and the twin towers have in common, they both went down and never came back up
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys pants half off.
What does a cannibal and a spider have in common? Both eight legs
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.
What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
what do pedophiles and Xboxs have in common?
They both get turned on by kids
what did hitler and usain bolt have in common? they both finished the races
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
What does a light bulb and a school shooter have in common? They both light up the room
What do michael jackson and santa Claus have in common?
They both leave the little kids room with empty sacks.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
What do SpongeBob and Asian have in common?
They're both yellow and can't drive
What do pedophiles and a SpongeBob intro have in common?
Are you ready kids?
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
What does JFK’s killer and a prostitute have in common? “They both blow heads”.
What does Micheal Jackson and maths have in common they are both hard for kids
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
What does a perverted frog say? Rub it
Why don't witches wear underwear? To get a better grip on their broom
What do girls and rocks have in common? The flat ones get skipped
What is red and goes 200 mph? A baby in a blender
What do Paul Walker and I have in common? Neither of us have seen Fast and the Furious 7.
What do the movies The 6th Sense and Titanic have in common? Icy dead people
