what do you and orphans have in common?
nobody loves you
Black holes and horny black women have 1 thing in common, they suck everything in sight
What does a deaf person and an orphan have in common?they both can’t hear their parents
Why can’t an orphan go to family dollar?they don’t have a family
Don’t mess with an emo because if their friends pull up u gotta fight the suicide squad
What do a blonde and a doorknob have in common? Everyone gets a turn ;)
What do a coin and an Irish man have in common? They're both fun to flip off.
What does Kim Kardashian and the ocean have in common?
They both have plastic in them.
What does a emo kid and a apple have in common
They both are hanging
What does a pizza delivery man and a ginacologist have in common? They can both smell it but they can’t eat it
What do my cloths and a depressed person not have in common?
My cloths don't hang themselves...
. why cant depressed kids high five a tree? It will leave them hanging.. . why cant orphans play baseball, Because they cant find home! . a serial killer was at my house all killed all my family but me why, i was in the living room.. . what do sloths and depressed have in common, they both hang off trees.. . what is a group of depressed kids called, the suicide squad
What is the most common crime in China?
Identity fraud
what do a fisherman and a prostitute have in common
they're both hookers
What do computer programming and 9/11 have in common?
They're both inside jobs.
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up
What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common
They never get old
Q: What does Abraham Lincoln have in common with a poor quality pirated movie?
A: They were both shot in a theater.
What do magicians and prostitutes have in common? Answer: disappearing acts
what do a bag of chips and a gun have in common? when you pull either one out in class everyone all of a sudden wants to be your friend...
What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.
what dose a pedophile and a light switch have in common
They both get turned on by children
