Comedy jokes
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
Yo hairline caused corruption.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
All these jokes are all plane.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
Line (DYM 105)
What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.
How can a guy do stand up comedy in a wheelchair?
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.
Eggy joke for all to enjoy!
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
I rate it 9/11.