Comedy jokes
What comes after 69?
Period.
What is the worst thing about dating a blind woman?
Getting her husband's voice just right.
Who is the least young Dave?
Dave-on.
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
Your hair is receding more than people do when they smell you.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
God, you’re having a good day?
Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
Me: Yo, dude! Yo mama so fat when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes!
My friend's mom: Why you bully me?
Yo hairline caused corruption.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
All these jokes are all plane.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"