Comedy jokes

What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.

You know why eggs can't tell jokes?

They crack each other up!

All these jokes are all plane.

Me: Knock, knock.

Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?

I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.

Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

The first ever joke:

https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?

My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"

Line (DYM 105)

What do you call a very rude bird? A mockingbird.

How can a guy do stand up comedy in a wheelchair?

I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.

What do you call Peg and Cat from Peg + Cat? Egg + splat.

Eggy joke for all to enjoy!

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

"Home Alone."

Anyone got any new jokes? I ran through all the pages already.

You have to tell this to a friend:

There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10

I rate it 9/11.

A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.

A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."