Comedy jokes
Spongebob's teeth upside down is the twin towers.
Spongebob: 9 letters
Squarepants: 11 letters
Spongebob did 9/11.
My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.
Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
I'm writing a movie about 9/11. It's called "September 11th Two Thousand Fun."
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
Why do orphans not know if they're lactose intolerant?
Because their dad never came back with milk.
I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.
What do you call a bad pun? The pun is not punny!
When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.
A a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala ala alaog alaogbar.
Miscarriage jokes aren't funny, just cut it out.
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
Wanna know something funny?
Me, because I'm funny looking.