Comedy jokes
I would tell you a joke about pizza, but it was too cheesy.
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
Yo hairline caused corruption.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
What comes after 69?
Period.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.