Comedy jokes
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon....I'll let you know.
Ever since we started quarantining, I've only been telling inside jokes.
You’ve got something on your face. Wait, no, it’s just missing something. My dick.
What comes after 69?
Period.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
More jokes.
Q: Get up for a chair joke!
A: Oh, never mind, you can sit down.
Pilot: So Kobe, it seems like you’re not going to make it to your destination in time, so I’m going to put it on autopilot so I can find a place to fill with gas.
Kobe: Take us to the side of that mountain at full speed. I don’t really want to go to the event anymore.
Why did God steal a rib from Adam and make a woman out of it?
God wanted to show that nothing sensible can come of stealing!
"Hamlet deez nuts go into your mouth??" 😂😂😂😂😂
You can assume a horse is called a great jumper when the horse’s name is “Polo Neck”.
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
Once I was asked to perform snail jokes at a stand-up comedy night. I certainly snailed it because the crowd thought it was shellerious.
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
What film do orphans hate?
"Instant Family."
You have to tell this to a friend:
There are 30 cows in a field. 20 ate 28 chickens. How many didn't? A: 10
How can a guy do stand up comedy in a wheelchair?
I’m about to go to the orphanage to say yo mama jokes.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.