Comedy jokes
I bet you like men!
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
All these jokes are all plane.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
My friend told me an EMO joke once, and I said, "EMO jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
I rate it 9/11.
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.