to all those who say this is a joke. It isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. it's a part of humor we can keep. like if you agree.
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
*a married woman gets hit by a truck and the cops tell her husband Cop: sir, it looks like your wife’s been hit by a truck Man; I know but she has a great personality
Enough of the sex jokes! I mean, CUM on, the are not even funny!
the stiggs life is a joke wait i forgot he dont have a life
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Who tells the best chicken jokes? Comedi-hens!
I don’t believe in reincarnation now, and I didn’t believe in it when I was a hamster. —Shane Richie, British actor
Its really great that you can make fun of orphans, 'cause what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
You: what you doing I wonder what you’re doing because you’re bad at math hahahahaha
My god my egg jokes are eggcellent
When you ask your friend'Can I hear a joke. ̈ ̈Sure ̈ ̈What do orphans and orange peels have the same. ̈ ̈What? ̈ ̈They both get thrown out
A Spanish magician is trying the disappearing trick. He counts Uno Dos and leaves no trace.
Idk my friend did it
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that does comedy? Sit down comedy
I beat up a blind kid but he says hes the strongest he never saw that one!
You don't have a forehead you have a five head.
You don't have dreams you have movies.
Do you know candice
Candice balls fit in yo mouth
What did one shoe say to the other shoe when they were fighting?
I wanna sock in the eye so bad!
whats the difference between a boomerang and parents to a orphan? the boomerang comes back
I'm in a wheelchair right so I've tried everything but one stand up
It didn't work
