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A friend took me out to his shed and was showing me all his tools, when he pointed to a ladder. "That's my step ladder," he said. "I never knew my real ladder."
I would tell u a joke about pizza but it was too cheesy...
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
Q. What is Terri Schiavo's favorite Eminem song?
A. "Till I Collapse."
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
Me: I need a good roast.
My friend: Take me!
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
What do you call a deaf dog? As you like, he doesn't hear you anyway.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
A depressed kid gave me a high five. I left him hanging
I rate it 9/11
hey baba girl I have balls you know
Why did the joke die? Because it's a meme!
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
Which dog is owned by a kid called "Charlie Brown," raps, and smokes?
Snoopy Dog.
Yo hairline caused corruption.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
