Comedy jokes
Your mum is so overdue on eBay for £2 so she could get a male stripper.
God: You're gonna have 2 parents.
Orphan: Double it and give it to the next person.
You know this joke really cracks up my bones!
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
Why did the joke die?
Because it's a meme!
The Movie
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
What do ya call a legless prostitute in a strawberry field?
A jammy cunt.
I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.
If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.
I will give the person credit each joke I do.
You might think these jokes are plane.
Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
The last joke about the dad was a joke. Don't take it seriously. Can't believe that people actually think that was true.
I would make a disabled joke.
But they never work.
If Bugs Bunny had Down Syndrome:
"Meeeehh, what's up, Downs?"
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
Joke start.
Punchline!
Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?
Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?
Why?
'Cause I’m digging that ass.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.