Comedy jokes
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
I'm Pickle Rick!
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!
Rachel: Alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
My family was watching Home Alone 2, so whenever Kevin was at the top of the Twin Towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.
These jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative!
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
I know why nobody likes my comments, because they got no sense of humor. That's why they dislike it. Now I know depression is a joke, a joke that never gets a laugh. =[ WHYYYY NO ONE LAUGH AT MY JOKES?
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
Deez nuts!
A bear is like your best mate, Harry.
If you stab them, they die from a stab wound.
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
Not all cat puns are purr-fect; some just have their claws.
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest, they said they don't allow professionals.
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.