Comedy jokes
I beat up a blind kid, but he says he's the strongest. He never saw that one!
Beast joke ever: my life... Oh wait, I don't have one.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Q' What's an Alzheimer's victim's favorite type of comedy?
A. I forget.
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
Spaceballs: The Joke.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Dating 101:
Here's what you do:
1. Dinner. 2. Kiss. 3. Movie. 4. Sex. 5. Bring her back home. 6. Get paid 15 bucks for babysitting.
Watch Key/Peele "Detective."
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
First human comes.
Sans: That was pun intended.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
I am funny.
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.
Why did all the numbers laugh at 22? Because it had "tu tu's."
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂