Comedy jokes
This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.
Did you know Cobain had dandruff? Yep. They found his head and shoulders all over the back of his couch.
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
oh my god guys
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who.
It is an owl!
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
If someone told me to bring up 9/11, they were trying to make a funny joke, but it didn't work.
That one really *crashed and burned*.
By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
The only time rape jokes are okay; is when they aren't forced.
You wanna hear a joke about my penis?
Never mind, it’s too long.
Hi guys! In my opinion, I think your jokes are non-funny! Can you make more sense!
Btw, who writes jokes about orphans? Thanks for understanding!
I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!
Derrick and Clive. They have a song about a Dad with cancer and other extremely offensive subjects in a routine called "The Non-Stop Dancer." It is very funny, but it is made even funnier by Dudley Moore's drunken and stoned laughter through the song.
One of the best routines ever. Look it up on YouTube. They recorded them in the studio, but they are ad-libbing and extremely drunk.
My mom said to let Jesus come inside me; now I can't sit down.
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- I think you're EGGcellent.
+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
- Really? Are you done yet?.
+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.
I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.
The twin towers: No, it won't.