Comedy

Comedy jokes

Topic

I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.

Dad

Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.

Joseph: No, they don't.

Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.

Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.

Cannibal

Two cannibals are eating a clown.

One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"

Memes

Bomb

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

Miscarriage

I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.

I guess it was a bad delivery.

Orphan

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.

We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.

Adoption

Do you know the phrase, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure?” Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.

Video

I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.

It really gave me a hard time indeed.

Kid

I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.

Orphan

"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

Ass

Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.

Orphan

Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?

Because everyone says go big or go home!

Guy

This is the true worst joke ever:

What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?

Hi!