Adam and eve are going through the garden when Adam suddenly says, "What race are we?" Eve responds with, "Ask God, he will tell you." so adam goes over to a hill and asks, "God, what race are we?" God says, " You are what you are." Adam goes back to Eve and says, "We are white." Eve asks how he knew that. Adam responds with, "If we were black, he would have said 'you is what you is'."
An action hero stops a man running by throwing a tire at him. What is his one liner? I told you to stop running or you will get tired.
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What is the best way to end a cook book?
And that’s a wrap
*JMC* ANOMALY-931 "Gwen" Idenification: just a stupid animal. with a big ass heart
your foreheads so big even barry wood sayed wow thats huge
What's The Difference Between A Rubber And Micheal Jackson? Nothing, Kids Tounch Them Both.
Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets. This being the case, he ought to produce, direct and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad.” 👌 😉
How can you tell a Pokémon likes baseball? Every night he turns into a gol-bat.
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im about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
why did the actor fall through the floor??.. he was just going through a stage
What comedy skill can’t any cripple master? Stand up.
wanna hear a joke... idk im too high
They tried to make me laugh but I was already DYING.
Chris Rock: Jada I can't wait to see you in G.I Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife's lost hair, she said,'' Will if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'' 😂😂😂
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious.
denki- hey Mineta i have a joke for you)Mineta- go on)Denki- Ururaka's booty)Mineta- i don't get it) Denki- exactly) mineta- ^cries T_T^)
I would have a joke for my friend...but he can't afford the punchline
what's the difference between you and an egg? an egg gets laid
