Comedy jokes

I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.

"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.

I guess it was a bad delivery.

I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.

Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.

Two cannibals are eating a clown.

One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"

The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.

Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.

Joseph: No, they don't.

Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.

Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.

Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?

Because everyone says go big or go home!

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.

We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.

I am dark humor.

This is the true worst joke ever:

What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?

Hi!

All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.

I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.

Wow, why so many of the same joke?

A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture.

haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

"Spider-Man: Homecoming."