Comedy Jokes

"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.

I guess it was a bad delivery.

I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.

Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.

Two cannibals are eating a clown.

One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"

The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.

Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.

Joseph: No, they don't.

Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.

Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.

Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?

Because everyone says go big or go home!

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.

We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.

I am dark humor.

This is the true worst joke ever:

What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?

Hi!

All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.

I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.

Wow, why so many of the same joke?

A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture.

haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

"Spider-Man: Homecoming."

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that the teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation."

Patti looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.

The frog says $30,000.

The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager.

Patti explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything he can use as collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult with the manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000. He wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this?"

The bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."