Comedy jokes

The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.

6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.

Wow, why so many of the same joke?

A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture.

haha why couldn't the bike stand up because it was too tired.

I don't know why we have to make jokes about this, it's already a joke.

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.

We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.

I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.

I guess it was a bad delivery.

POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening 😭😭😭

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

"Spider-Man: Homecoming."

All the people disliking these jokes are definitely orphans.

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.

"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

Do you know the phrase, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure?” Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.

I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.

Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.

I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.

It really gave me a hard time indeed.

This is the true worst joke ever:

What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?

Hi!

Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.