Comedy Jokes

Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?

A: The Blackhole

public speaking is a more popular fear then snakes and you don't see anyone walking in australia and shout look out a podium

Friend: UR LIT BRO!!

Me: Thats what my sleeve said to my arm

A homeless man sits in front of a home Depot, a man walking out of the store hands him some money and asks "Why are you in front of the home Depot?" And the man says "Isn't it obvious? Hoping somebody accidentally drops the house they just bought."

I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead

Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

THE BEST! joke in the world is me

Dont say that your not a joke JOKES HAVE MEANINGS

What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account prime mates

guys we should not make fun of 9/11 like that stuff is just plane out crazy like you all should not let that fly

Student: "may I use the restroom professor?"😆🤣😂😅

Professor: "oui oui"🤣😆😂😅

Stundent: "no professor, DOO DOO"🤣😆😂😅

I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started she said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked my dad he said it all started with Adam and Eve so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣

Helen Keller walked into a bar. Then a table. Then a chair.

I ran into a dwarf and he said: Well, I’m not happy Then which one are you?

Wow- didn't know little jhony jokes were so dark- Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about sucide, sex and drugs? :-)

"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well I don't really know if there actually are- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes- Even chin jokes. :⁠^⁠))

and slice jokes!

What kind of "slices"?

Handy ones. ^⁠_⁠^

A brunette, a red-head, and a blonde are being chased by bandits. They are chased to the edge of a cliff and a genie appears. "I will help you escape," says the genie, "say what you wish to turn into, and you will become that thing." The brunette jumps off the cliff and says "Hawk." She turns into a hawk and flies away. The red-head says "Falcon." She turns into a falcon and flies away. Now the blonde is alone and the bandits are getting closer. She makes her decision and backs up, then runs toward the cliff. And...she trips and says "Crap."

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