Comedy jokes
So I walked into this bar and thought, "Wow, this is a dull joke."
I don't like jokes.
What do you call a magic owl? Hoo-dini.
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
You see this guy's sense, bahh? If it was a cartoon, it would be an avatar. Cause why?
Anytime he needs it most, it vanishes. 😹💔
Deez nuts!
I don't know an orphan joke, but I bib cried last night.
Because I am an orphan.
What did the woman say when I told a rape joke?
"I don't get it."
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
None of these are jokes... they're all facts!
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
So, I got a paper towel roll, ripped it, but started to fart when I ripped it off, and stopped farting when I got it off the roll, and then I said, "I guess that's why it's called ripping one!"
Why can't orphans go to movies?
There PG-13 movies.
People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"
And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
A woman is slightly drunk, watching a video, when she yells at the screen, "Don't go into that church you dumb bitch!"
Her husband asks, "What are you watching?"
"Our wedding video."
Alright listen up you penis sucking chicken muching grape juice sipping BLACKIE!!! This is Explain Bear here to explain the joke. So the joke of “Why did the chicken cross the road” is that you expect it to be a funny punchline. But instead, you get a straightforward answer “To get to the other side” which is the logical explanation to that question. The humor is found in subversion to the subversion of expectation. Double whammy!!! So yeah that was another joke successfully explained by EXPLAIN BEAR!!!!! Dont forget to like and subscribe to my youtube channel, and until next time, BEAR OUT!!!!!!!
What do you call a dwarf suicide bomber?
A party popper.
I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.