Comedy jokes
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.
My friend looks more red than Mr. Krabs.
It’s weird, I could’ve sworn I saw the silhouette of a belt hurling towards him the other day.
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
I was going to tell you a joke about a big cat, but I would be lion.
Can I branch out to some tree puns? Willow you allow me it’s only fur. No? Oakome on!
I was going to make a rape joke, but I don’t think you would’ve given me consent.
"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying."
- Charlie Chaplin
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
Why don't parents get school shooting jokes? They're aimed at a younger audience.
Johnny: Why do cuss words exist?
Mom: That's not something you should think about right now. I'll tell you when you're older.
|| 20 YEARS LATER ||
Johnny: Mom, now can you tell me why cuss words exist?
Mom: Because some people invented them so that they could use them when something annoying happened to them.
Johnny: Damn, Mom, you shoulda told me that when I was still seven 'cause now I really feel like that person.
What's worse than funny condom fails?
Jake Paul.
Tonight, on Top Gear!
James May dives a bus full of kids off a mountain!
Richard Hammond starts WW3 in Germany!
And I fly a plane into the World Trade Center!
Yo mama is so fat that I could write 3 paragraphs, and she still wouldn’t fit.
Sharb Glarv Jug jug Milky Jar jar Pobbies Mm yum yum Rawr Big pooboes.
Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.
Your forehead's so big even Barry Wood said, "Wow, that's huge!"
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
I have a nun joke! It is nun-ya business!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣