What do you call a person with no body and no nose "no body nose"
Me and my grandpa went on a road trip and he died that was the last thing we did together and I will never forget his last words “WAKE UP YOU DUMBASS”
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my like a joke
What’s the difference between a priest and target?
Nothing, they both have children’s pants half off.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees
My friends hate when i make skeleton jokes.I guess i need to put more backbone into it.
Knock knock Who’s there? Depression Depression who? Depression you!
So, I know that there are a lot of egg YOLKS on this website, and I guess I got BEAT to it, but I'm EGGcited to say EGGsactly what the eggs say. I know I;m bad at this but I hope you will crack up anywat
Here are a few:
While I was out shopping i tripped in a store and a lady would not stop staring at me, for fun I said "Sorry! It's been awhile since I've possessed a body." She looked horrified.
Dads are like boomerangs. . . I hope!
Son: Dad why is my name Experience? Dad: Son, Experience is the name we give our mistakes.
You won't eat a human, so why eat meat? Bold of you to presume I won't eat a person.
There's 3 things I hate. 1. Jokes 2. Lists 3. Irony
8008135 is my favorite number. The worst ratio is 6:9. And last but not least, "Why was six afraid of seven?' Seven eight nine. But why was six with nine? Because when you put them together you get 69. But why was six mad at nine? Because Nine eight six two.
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven hawkings
Hey guys how was ur day? If you ask me the same question heres the answer, depressing. I still haven't made any friends on this app. All I do is read and comment on old, D.K, freshfry, ALYA's "Jokes" or opinions.
Kid: wanna hear a joke? Me: sure Kid:why diddncjcjcbfjcbcjdbbskzmzj b b j no Me:?
I had a JFK joke, but it went right through my head.
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school. “Dad I got an F in Geography class!” “Why is that?” “The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building’” Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
i don't know a orphan joke but i bib cyr last night
because i an orphan
i love telling dad jokes,he always laughs
What do you call the worst joke ever?
Well according to my mom, I am.
Mom asks “Why are you are THIS show??? It’s DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!” The child says “Don’t you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?” Mon whispers “Oh, you DEAD.”
