Comedy jokes

What's Saudi Arabia's highest rated sitcom? -- How I bought your mother.

Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.

What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.

So, a blind guy is sitting on a park bench with his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly, his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guy's leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat.

A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man, "That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit." The blind man says, "Oh it’s not what you think, I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the ass."

I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?

What's the best thing about an abortion joke??

No one gets offended.

I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?

They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.

Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!

"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"

I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.

There is nothing funnier than my life. (Evan 2020)

Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?

A: The Blackhole.

Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"

Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."

How do rappers keep themselves clean?

They drop SOAP BARS.

What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?

Some people don’t pick it.

I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.

Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?

A. The anti-Family Guy episode.

What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.

Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.