Comedy jokes
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ididap!
Ididapoo!!
How is a child with cancer and dark humor similar? They never get old.
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.
big gay balls
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
I played piano at a Worthmore disabled elderly center. Then after I was done, I said, "How about you give me a standing ovation?"
I regret it to this day. Now I am forced to live here at Worthmore, and sit on my wheelchair, sad and lonely.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
Why did the boy shoot the clock? He wanted to kill time.
What do you call a woman with magical abilities and an android? Wanda Maximoff and Vision! Or.... Scarlet Witch and Vision! This joke was added to celebrate and honour Marvel Studios' new series: WandaVision!
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. I have too many problems.
What shoe shop would be a lesbian's best friend, decimen?
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Boo.
"Boo who?"
It's just a joke, no need to cry!
What's the worst thing about having a Congolese friend?
He always needs a hand.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
Have you heard the joke about the paper?
Never mind, it's tear-able.
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
Me. I am the worst joke ever.