I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
Student: "May I use the restroom, professor?"
Professor: "Oui oui."
Student: "No, professor, doo doo!"
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
Public speaking is a more popular fear than snakes, and you don't see anyone walking in Australia and shout, "Look out! A podium!"
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...
...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."
To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Friend: "UR LIT BRO!!"
Me: "That's what my sleeve said to my arm."
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.
Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account? Prime mates.
How do rappers keep themselves clean?
They drop SOAP BARS.
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
