Why’d the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay (guys/girls) house. (Wait awhile) then ask “knock knock?” Other person says “Who’s there?” A: the chicken
Is it still stand up comedy if the comedian doesn’t have legs
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand Up Comedy!
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin? Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.
alyas dad died thats comedy something not funny is like blm
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
My wife said I have no sense of direction I said, where did that come from?
Do you have a shovel? Because I’m digging that ass
The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing
This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.
i went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
the way u talk is so slow that the put u in the movie fast and furious and changed the title to slow and serious!!!😂😂😭
What does one math book say to the other? -- "Don't bother me. I've got my own problems!"
your mom
I would make a rape joke, but I'd have to force it down your throat.
i was about to say an afrikan joke. but it was too dry
Hey wanna hear a construction joke? Other person: Yes Sorry, I'm still working on it! 😅
Why did Steven Hawking only tell one-liners?
Because he couldn't do standup.
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous
How did the Shaggy defence become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!
