Comedy jokes
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.
Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
They're not jokes, they're notes now, get me?
I am in trouble.
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Spider-Man: Homecoming."
I was about to make a baby joke but then decided to abort.
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
What do you call a person on fire in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels!
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
You're so fat,
when you stepped on the scale,
Buzz Lightyear came out and said,
"To infinity and beyond!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
I'm sorry my jokes are so bad.
Why do people enjoy orphan jokes! Lol... I LOVE IT >:)
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
"Black midget porn is in 911."
What was the movie about the dog called?
The woof of Wall Street.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You're welcome. Hehehehe😛😛😛