Why do people keep on making jokes about the twin towers? Because they go down so well
What do you call a movie with kids with cancer.... Finding Chemo
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
What do you call an orphan who grows up and becomes a priest? Father Les.
I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying." -Charlie Chaplin
A man walks into a magic forest, when he stumbles upon a talking tree and tries to cut it down. The tree says "You can't cut me down, I'm a talking tree!". The man replies, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue."
"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog
A scare crow got promoted because he was outstanding in his field
My friend and I were joking about a wheelchair kid and another kid came up and said to the wheel chair kid you should stand up for your self
Enough with the Nazi jokes They make me führeious
Nah c'mon guys we don't let jokes like this fly around here
You want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. You want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. You want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the next door neighbor.
Did anyone JET my joke. It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant trough.
I told someone some jokes y'know fruit ninja, barcode legs, french puppet thigh wrings. And she was like saying thats not cool and stuff. So she reported me and it was like. The counselor: So i've heard you've been making sh jokes? Me: You say it like it's a bad thing Her: It is Me: chill bro it aint that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)
Father : "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Tina, the neighbor's daughter".
Father : "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.Tina is actually your sister."
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later
Son : "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even hotter!"
Father : "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Peny, the other neighbor's daughter."
Father : "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that. Peny is also your sister."
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad,he went straight to his mother crying.
Son : "Mum I am so mad at dad ! I fell in love with six girls but I can't date any of them because daddy is their father!"
The mother hugs him affectionately and says:
"My love, you can date whoever you want. Don't listen to him. He is not your Father."!!!
I dont like 9 11 jokes they have a tendency to crash and burn
A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing while a man named Chris comes up and asks “which one is yours?” The man said “I don’t know i’m still deciding.”
