Comedy jokes
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
I am dark humor.
These jokes suck. Lmfao y'all gotta be more creative!
rapboat whenever he talks
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
I don't know what to write here, just like...
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
Two priests walk into a store, and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester, and the priests both say, "I’ll do it!"
Who needs April Fools?
When your whole life is a joke?
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, "her life."
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.
I went to a stand up show with the person who made my life a joke.
One day my mom told me to take out the trash, and I did. The next day, mom asked me, "Where is your sister?" and I said, "A garbage truck took her." Mom started running to try and get the truck before it left.
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
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What did the banana say to the peel?
“Let’s split!”
Cooper is funny.