Comedy jokes

Dark humor is like sex: not everybody gets it.

I told a 9/11 joke to my friends today.

It didn't land well.

Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?

He had no body to go with.

My friend in a wheelchair tells a funny joke.

I resist the urge to say that he should become a stand-up comedian.

What's the difference between you and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

This is a joke. Laugh now or else.

What's the difference between a boomerang and parents to an orphan?

The boomerang comes back.

Hi guys!

Pokemon Jokes!

What do you do when your Loudred evolves?

Buy more earplugs!

When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.

Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!

#HOMIEZ4Life

P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it leaves and never comes back...

I wanted to tell a joke about Jonestown.

But the punch line is too long.

I wanna tell you guys a joke about a broken pencil...

But it’s quite pointless.

I was anonymous with the previous jokes. I will now go by "I can fly! *falls*."

What's black and white and red all over? A mime I hit with my car.

I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.

Fatty and Skinny sitting in a bed.

Fatty rolled over, and Skinny was dead.

What do you call a white guy who can actually dance? Jewish.

What is the best joke of all time?

Feminism.

I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.