Comedy jokes

Not funny joke.

God, you’re having a good day?

Me: Yes, beats burning in hell.

How do you open a banana? Answer with a mon-key.

Sonic says... April 1st is the best day to do a school shooting. They will think it’s a joke! 😃

My friend who is in a wheelchair told me a joke, and I burst out laughing. I told him he should be a stand-up comedian.

When you see a group of pornstars sitting together looking up with their mouths open, that's when you know that Mama bird is back at the nest to feed the baby birds some worms.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair?

TIMMAHHHH!

POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.

Me and my friend roasting each other.

Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.

Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.

Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.

Are you made of Gallium and Yttrium?

Because you are looking a little bit GaY.

All the jokes on this website are terrarible.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Your dad.

But my dad's dead.

I know, just reminding you!

I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball, Laquon Treadwell!

Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?

A. They never get old.

I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!

You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.

People are fighting in a war, and a man gets hit four times in the arm and says, "'Tis but a scratch!"

And the other guy, looking at him in shock, says, "A scratch? Your arm is off your body!"

I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.