Comedy Jokes

What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night? Dark humor.

A class is being taught when Bill Clinton walks in. He asks the class, " What is a tragedy?" One kid, named Jim, raises his hand and says, "if my family and I got ran over by a truck, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies, "That would be an accident, not a tragedy." A couple of seconds later, Audrey raises her hand and says, "If a school shooting would happen and 10 kids died, that would be a tragedy." Bill Clinton replies once again with: "That would be a great loss, not a tragedy." All of the kids are confused now when all of a sudden Matthew says "If you and Hillary Clinton were on an airplane and it got blown up, that would be a tragedy!" "Yes!" Says Bill Clinton "How do you know?" Matthew says happily, "It is definitely not an accident, and certainly not a great loss!"

I call my friends Dodo birds. Because they don't exist.

I know a good airplane joke but it would probably go over your heads. The twin towers: no it won't.

You know I like my girls how I like my 9/11. Two twins that go down easy

my friend: you really need to stop the sh jokes Me: But their not that long

it's not that i dont get the laugh but most of you need to read thru what's already been posted cause everybody's saying the same shit.

All of these jokes are so dark, I'm surprised cops haven't shot them.

What's the difference between princess Dianna and Thomas the tank engine Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel

I am Funny but sad. I submit jokes you'll love. Anyway...

Little Jimmy asked his mom if he could take a bath with her since he was scared if being alone. She said, "Sure, just don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what are those?" She replied, "Those are just headlights." He looked down and said, "What is that?" She said, "That's just a bush." The next day, mommy wasn't home so he asked to take a shower with his papa instead. He said, "Okay, but don't look up." He looked up and said, "Woah, what is that?" His papa replied, "That's just a snake." Later that night, he asked to sleep with his parents. They said, "Okay, just don't look under the covers." After a while, he grew bored and went under the covers. Jimmy screamed, "Mom, turn on the headlights, the snake is in the bush!"

My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns.

I should put a little more backbone into them.

I don’t like to make jokes around dwarfs Simply because they look up to me

There is a lot of difference between a man and woman saying,

"I went through a whole box of Tissues watching that movie"

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These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.

Pp almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said just put it in.

Guy 1: "Tell me a bad pun." Guy 2: "Alright. What's the difference between a tuna fish, a piano, and a tube of glue?" Guy 1: "Ok, that last one was random as heck. What is the difference?" Guy 2: "You can tuna a piano, but you can't piano a tuna." Guy 1: "Ok, where does the glue come in?" Guy 2: "Ah, I knew you'd get stuck on that."