Comedy jokes
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
A man was on the street and went up to a kid wearing rags. The man asked, "Hey, are you an orphan?"
The kid said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
The man said, "Your parents."
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
I would make a rape joke, but I'd have to force it down your throat.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
I think Paul Walker and 9/11 jokes are great, but when I tell them to others, they tend to crash and burn.
Friend: You are joking.
Me: Joking on deez nuts.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).