Comedy jokes
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
Why does Technoblade make orphan jokes?
'Cuz he's the Father!!!
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
One late night, my wife caught me standing in front of the freezer.
She asked me, "What are you doing?"
I replied, "I'm making a pink yeti."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
I said, "I left our kid in the freezer for a couple hours."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
Kid: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Kid: But, mom, I'm blind!
Mom: Exactly.
Technoblade was the second worst thing that happened to orphans.
Guys, they weren’t always orphans!
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
James Woods, starring in the newest movie: "September 11, two thousand fun."
My dad died in 9/11, and that was the second worst thing that happened to me with a plane, next to Soul Plane.
Q: What are women better than men at doing?
A: Winning arguments.
Q: What are men better than women at doing?
A: Winning swimming titles.
I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.
Who can jump the highest? Depressed asses, some say they’re still in the air.