What is Santa Claus and Bill Cosby having in common? They both come while you’re asleep
Two priests walk into a store and cops come up to them and say they’re looking for a child molester and the priests both say I’ll do it
Why cant orphans eat chips? Because they come in family size.
I was playing football and this guy comes to me, he was in a wheelchair. We started playing rocket league
And God said to John, "Come forth and you shall be granted eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
What do you not say to an Emo if u want them to come round? Wanna hang out.
COME MY CHILDREN TO THE BREAD CULTT
I remember waving at this guy in the street, the asshole didn't wave back... Come to think of it he was also swing around a weird stick.
Q: why do orphans love playing tennis A: bc the ball comes back
The Average French Car has 7 Gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back
yo mama so old when she farts dust comes out
Why don't Orphans go to the shops because when there mum leaves shes never coming back
what makes William Afton and a boomerang common? They always come back.
people say that they can read people's faces;then how come nobody sees me breaking inside?
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet just open the door
A doctor is telling three women what they are addicted to. He says to the first one "You are addicted to money, you named your daughter Penny" He says to the second one "You are addicted to food, you named you daughter Candy" Then the third one whispers to her son "Come on Dick, lets go."
How come I have a father but not a dad?
He was a priest.
a man was walking with a young boy in the woods. the boy looks at the man and says "mister, its too dark and im getting scared." the man replies with, "how do u think i feel? i have to come back alone."
When a asteroid is coming to kill us all: 98.9% of the population: OMG WERE ALL GONNA DIE 1% of the population: eh.. I neber had any friends anyway. Alia: ROLL THE INTRO
A depressed man was caught on top of the empire state building with marijuana, needless to say, he didn't want to come down.
