Color jokes
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
Customer: "Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?"
Employee: "Ma'am, this is an adoption agency, you can't do that here!"
What's yellow but can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What's red and in a corner?
A baby with a razor blade.
What's green and in a corner?
The same baby three weeks later.
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Roses are red, that much is true. But violets are purple, not fucking blue.
What fruit always feels depressed?
A blueberry.
Who was purple and wanted to rule the world?
Alexander the Grape.
What is brown and sticky?
A stick.
What does it mean if you can remember a girl's eye color?
She had small tits.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A dead goldfish.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
What's red and really bad for your teeth? A brick.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.