Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued your blood was delectable and so was the rest of you.
The doctor told me in color blind... Me: that's out of he purple
what has two legs and is red all over?
half a cat
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess because he doesn't know if he is black or white
I bought a rainbow gun but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight
Michael Jackson goes to the doctor
Michael Jackson: Help doctor I've been shot. Doctor: I cant fix that but I can change your skin color so it doesn't happen again
whats red and screams when you shake it? a skinned baby in a bag of salt
WHAT is a blind persons favorite color? Black
What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.
What’s George floyd’s favorite color? Neon black
whats a cats favorite color purrrrple
whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!!!
What color is your bugati
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all crips (sorry)
whats 12 inches long, red, and when i force feed it to my wife, she cries?
her miscarriage
Trump is so orange that he makes the oompa loompa's look white.
Roses are red your penis is blue the bed sheet has turned a different color too.
a guy stuffed some cigarrets up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors. The next day he could see only one color... Black
II harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye I rolled the dye. It made me die.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" - Photography Studio
