Color jokes
Why do leaves change color in the fall?
Because they want to leaf their old color.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
Ama
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.
Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.
What's green, red, and spins at 4000rpm?
A frog in a blender.
A guy told me, "Nothing rhymes with orange."
So I replied, "No, it doesn't."
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
What's sticky and brown? A stick!
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!
Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...