Color jokes
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.
Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?
Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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Red, black, blue. The colors of life.
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
Roses are red, Velvet is blue, So are violets.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What’s fat, brown, and has no dad?
Ama
Did you hear about the red and blue ships that collided? All the sailors were marooned.
Grass is green. I am the queen. If only I can see you scream on the screen.
Things that rhyme with green, queen, screen: clean, between, been, ...
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
What's green, red, and spins at 4000rpm?
A frog in a blender.
What's green and has wheels? Grass.
I was just lying about the wheels.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
Let's chat here, sisters!
Kariah, blue heart!
Lariah, pink heart!
Iariah, yellow heart!
Me, green heart!
What do you call an artist with a brown finger?
Picasshole.
What's sticky and brown? A stick!
I'm not racist, I have a colored TV.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
What is green?
Grass, you tard!