Trump is so orange that he makes the oompa loompa's look white.
Roses are red your penis is blue the bed sheet has turned a different color too.
Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president, Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?
Because orange is the new black.
how do u cut your grass without a lawnmower? - u dye it blue and it will cut itself
What is white and 9 inches?
Nothing.
what do you call it when panera bread gets painted red
panera red
a guy stuffed some cigarrets up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors. The next day he could see only one color... Black
II harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye I rolled the dye. It made me die.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" - Photography Studio
Girls: OMG wat color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue
What's yellow and can't swim? a school bus full of kids
What's red and sits in the corner? A baby chewing on a razor blade.
What's green and sits in the corner? Same baby, one week later.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color
what terns green purple and white? A chameleon
If I were in a staring contest with you I would be looking at a rainbow
Big black ball sacks
What's wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs
if trump colored his hair green and weared a orange shirt and pants i will call him a carrot
What color flowers do mama cats like to get? Purrrrrrrple flowers.
Purple
