Color jokes
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.
Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple, Not F***ing blue!
Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
Teacher: Describe a penguin.
Student: Black, white, beak.
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
What's both red, white and sometimes purple?
My arms...
My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...
...I told him to lighten up.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.
Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?
A baby in a blender.
Why can Michael Jackson not play chess? Because he can't pick which side he is on, the white or black side.
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!