Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado
Whats black, white, and red all over? a penguin in a blender
Whats all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender
Q. What color where Mohammed Atta’s eyes? A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued your blood was delectable and so was the rest of you.
what has two legs and is red all over?
half a cat
I bought a rainbow gun but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight
whats red and screams when you shake it? a skinned baby in a bag of salt
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess because he doesn't know if he is black or white
Teacher: Describe a penguin
Student: Black, White, Beak
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
WHAT is a blind persons favorite color? Black
What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.
whats a cats favorite color purrrrple
What color is your bugati
whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!!!
I find it ironic that the colors red, white and blue stand for freedom..... Until they are flashing behind you!
What’s George floyd’s favorite color? Neon black
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all crips (sorry)
What is the difference between cum and milk... NOTHING they are both white and tasty
whats 12 inches long, red, and when i force feed it to my wife, she cries?
her miscarriage
what is Helen Keller's favorite color //velcro
