Color

Color Jokes

Freedom

The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.

  • 6
  • Violet

    Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple, Not F***ing blue!

  • 7
  • Racist

    Everything is so racist these days, you can't even say "black paint" anymore. You now have to say "Tyrone can you please paint that wall?"

    Michael Jackson

    What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.

    Cow

    Teacher: Describe a penguin.

    Student: Black, white, beak.

    Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan.

    Student: Sad, maybe depressed, no family.

    Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow.

    Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes.

    Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?

    Student: It describes you tho.

    Violet

    Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?

    Cow

    Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?

    A: Blue cheese.

    Mess

    Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.

    Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.

    Friend

    My black friend told me to stop making racist jokes...

    ...I told him to lighten up.

    Baby

    What is red and tan and spins for about 50 mph?

    A baby in a blender.

    Chess

    Why can Michael Jackson not play chess? Because he can't pick which side he is on, the white or black side.

  • 5