Kate ate food coloring last night she said she was dying inside
what is Helen Keller's favorite color //velcro
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white and secondly they both get turned on by kids.
Teacher: Describe a penguin
Student: Black, White, Beak
Teacher: Good, now describe an orphan
Student: Sad, maybe depressed, No family
Teacher: Amazing, now describe a cow
Student: Brown bun hair, red shirt, white skirt, pantyhose, and dollar tree shoes
Teacher: No! How does that describe a cow?
Student: It describes you tho.
What is red and tan and spins for about 50mph??
A baby in a blender
I remember when I was a kid i thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right, they used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
Customer: Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?
Employee: Ma’am, this is an adoption agency, you can’t do that here!
Q: why do depressed people alway have colored hair?
A: that’s as close they can get to die
Whats yellow and can't swim A dead goldfish
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger? "I guess orange is the new black"
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Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist? He never learned to mix the colors
What’s black and white
History
What's red and blue and runs up your leg
A homesick miscarriage
Why do orphans hate the color black? Because it reminds them of there dark history
Q: What's yellow and floats?
A: A bus full of children
what's blue and doesn't weigh much???
Light blue.
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Whats black, white, and red all over? a penguin in a blender
Whats all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender
