Color jokes
What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁
My hair is blue, and I'm blue!
What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!
Chess board White: right Black: left Yellow: invading
No matter how black the person is, that cum will still be the whitest thing you'll ever see.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
What's the difference between Trump and a Cheez-It cracker?
The cracker is naturally orange.
If Kamala Harris is Indian, why doesn’t she have that dot on her head?
So she claims to be.
And the only black color I know is when you shut off the lights.
Roses are red, that much is true.
But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!
What is blue and smells like red paint?
Blue paint.
Did you know Princess Diana's last dress she wore was white? But afterwards, it was red.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
They say I have a silver tongue, I'll let you make it white.
She asked:
"How can you explain a yellow color to a blind man?"
My biology teacher told us "get out nice and sharp colored pencils." Does she mean as sharp as in the blades I use to cut myself?
"Orange you glad I made it?"
Why is the ocean blue?
A: Because the fish go, "blu-blu."
Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.