Color jokes
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
What's red, green, and smells like shit?
... Red and green shit.
What fruit is square and green? A lemon in disguise.
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick :)
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.
Why is the Moon red today?
The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
What is red and puts out fire?
What did the rainbow say to the other rainbow?
Nothing, it was feeling blue.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. And your mom is, too.
How do you know when you have been invited to a gay barbecue?
When you are unable to distinguish foot-long hot dogs from long and thick big dicks, regardless of skin color.
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
What is white with red all over?...
JFK.
What is the oldest animal in the world?
A zebra—it is black and white.
What do you call an orange parrot? A carrot!
Why is he ourple?
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
"Breathe... Breathe..."