What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
What color is your Bugatti?
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
whats 12 inches long, red, and when i force feed it to my wife, she cries?
her miscarriage
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with flat armbands!
How do you paint a wall red?
You shoot a baby with a .50 cal.
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.
Trump is so orange that he makes the oompa loompa's look white.
I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.
Why is he ourple?
Roses are red, your penis is blue, the bed sheet has turned a different color, too.
Did you know that people say Michael Jackson only became a pedophile when he was white?
Lucky for him, if he was black he would have been found guilty.
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
