Color jokes
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
Husband: "Honey, I just bought these special Olympic-style condoms!"
Wife: "Olympic-style condoms? What makes them so special?"
Husband: "They come in three colors: gold, silver, and bronze."
Wife: "Ooh, sweet. What color are you going to wear tonight?"
Husband: "Gold, of course!"
Wife: "Why don't you wear silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change."
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit's finger.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
What color is your Bugatti?
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
What is black and long?
A line at KFC.