Color jokes
What's brown and sticky?
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
Memes
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit's finger.
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
What color is your Bugatti?
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
What is black and long?
A line at KFC.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.