Color jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit's finger.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
What color is your Bugatti?
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
What is black and long?
A line at KFC.