Color jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
What's brown and sticky?
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
Memes
DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit's finger.
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
What color is your Bugatti?
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
What is black and long?
A line at KFC.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
You are so skinny that the only difference between you and a leaf is color.
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with flat armbands!