Color jokes
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
Your teeth are so yellow, you spit butter!
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit's finger.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.
What color is your Bugatti?
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)