Color jokes
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit's finger.
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
What color is your Bugatti?
Memes
DIS IS NUT FOR KIDS
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
What's 12 inches long, red, and when I force feed it to my wife, she cries?
Her miscarriage.
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool?
A baby with flat armbands!
What’s black, white, and red all over?
An ethnic orgy.
How do you paint a wall red?
You shoot a baby with a .50 cal.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.
I painted my black PS5 white so the controller would run faster.
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.
Why is he ourple?
What is black and white and red all over? An exploding zebra!