Color jokes
Roses are red,
Potatoes are brown,
Your mom's so hot,
I put her down.
What's white at the front and black at the back? A bus.
What's black and white and red all over? An American School.
Roses are red, violets are blue, she's only red bc she sucked you.
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!
What's brown and sticky?
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
What is black, white, and red all over?
A sunburnt zebra.
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit's finger.
What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial abortion.
What do you call two redheads on Mars?
Locals.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You a dumb a** b*tch, We all know it's true.
I had a cake for my gender reveal party. I cut it, and the inside was yellow...
What color is your Bugatti?
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
Why wasn’t the cheese 🧀 happy?
It was blue 😔.
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)