Color jokes
What's yellow, slimy, and smells like bananas?
Monkey puke.
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!
What's black, white, and red all over? The interracial abortion.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white...?
A dead nun rolling down a hill.
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white...? A dead nun rolling down a hill.
What's red, green, and goes 90 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
"Orange you glad I made it?"
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!