Color

Color Jokes

What's black and white, black and white, black and white...?

A dead nun rolling down a hill.

What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white...? A dead nun rolling down a hill.

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!

Which one's super super corny?

1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.

2. What's blue and super hard to see?

Dark blue. (🤔)

I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.

Here [are] some questions firesharky:

1. What color hair do u have?

2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?

3. What state [were] u born in?

Do not say I don't know.

There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?

Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.