what is Helen Keller's favorite color //velcro
Roses are red, chocolate is brown,
I expect nothing and still get let down!
What's red and sits in the corner? A baby chewing on a razor blade.
What's green and sits in the corner? Same baby, one week later.
Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.
According to all known laws of aviation,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
- That girl was hot. - She's my cousin!
Why is Martin Luther King so bad at laundry?
He won't separate the whites from the colors...
So there were kids in the bus and half of them were white and the other half was black, all the kids wanted to sit at the back so the bus driver said to all the kids stop fighting from now on everyone is now green, so the bus driver said to all the kids dark green go to the front and light green at the back.
What is brown and extremely sticky.......A stick
I shot a man with a paintball gun just to watch him dye.
How do you make a pink Smurf?
You peel the skin off.
What's black, white, and red all over?
A bi-racial car wreck.
Wow paint can, you have such a colorful personality!
Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.
What did the paintings name their daughter?
Palette.
What is black , white and red all over
A dead zebra 🦓
Q. What color where Mohammed Atta’s eyes? A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
Q: Whats brown and sticky?
A: A stick :)
Roses are red your penis is blue the bed sheet has turned a different color too.
