Color jokes
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
What's sticky and brown? A stick!
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
What is large, grey, and it doesn't matter? An Irrelephant! Hahahahahahahahaha! Hahaha!
What's green and has wheels? Grass.
I was just lying about the wheels.
What's green and has wheels?
Grass, I was just lying about the wheels.
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
Yo mama so black, when God saw her, he said, "Let there be light!" but twice.
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
What's yellow, slimy, and smells like bananas?
Monkey puke.
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you!
What's black, white, and red all over? The interracial abortion.
What's black and white, black and white, black and white...?
A dead nun rolling down a hill.
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?