The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
Where does a crayon go on vacation? To color-ado.
A apple walked in the clinic The doctor asked what his favorite color was The apple said "red" :)
Uranus is blue from lack of service.
What's black and white?
History.
What's yellow and can't swim? a school bus full of kids
Uranus is blue.
Roses are red, Larry is bad. I'VE GOT A GUN, get in the van.
Man: "I know how to please a woman." Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you." Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "Your hair color is fabulous." Woman: "Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store."
Man: "You look like a dream." Woman: "Go back to sleep."
Man: "I can tell that you want me." Woman: "Yes, I want you to leave."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Woman: "Do not enter. -OR- Stop."
Man: "Your body is like a temple." Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?" Woman: "I hate you."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
Kate ate food coloring last night. She said she was dying inside.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
What is a rednecks favorite color? Blue
What is red and bad for your teeth?
A brick
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung.
Q: What is a skeleton's favorite color?
A: Blue stop signs.
roses are red, violets are blue, i am gay, so are you.
Donald Trump is, like, really orange.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.
Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.
