Color jokes
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Tory shirts step in doodoo.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you look like Honey Boo Boo!
Roses are red, violets are blue, Mike Pence's hair is made of glue.
Did you hear they found a cure for autism? It's called Zyklon B.
Light it up blue 🔵
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!
What's red and blue and runs up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
What’s a green cucumber?
A carrot.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
What's sticky and brown? A stick!