Yo mama so stupid her favorite color is clear
What's black, gold, and red all over?
Tupac in Vegas.
What's red green and smells like shit
...Red and green shit
What's red and screams when you shake it?
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
What is red, white, and goes round and round? A baby in a blender.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.
What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?
A reptile dysfunction.
What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit's finger.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot.
