Color jokes
What color is Sonic's ball?
Blue because he keeps getting rejected.
Why does Batman only wear black?
Because he's emo!
Roses are red,
foxes are red,
I like your butt, let me touch it forever.
I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.
I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
Roses are red, Violets are blue.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue.
He sat on a rock, tickled his cock, until it turned red, white, and blue!
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. My dad is gone to...
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
Why is he ourple?
What's big and black?
My balls.
White Russians, do you mean red, white, blue, and dead White Russians?
Roses are red, that much is true. But violets are purple, not fucking blue.
What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
When God created mankind, he said, "Damn it! One is off color, the other yellowish. The last one is burnt!"
What's green, red, and spins at 4000rpm?
A frog in a blender.