You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
If an orange is called an orange, why isn’t a lemon called a yellow?
What's black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white...? A dead nun rolling down a hill.
What's red, green, and goes 90 miles an hour?
A frog in a blender.
Roses are red, so is my gun. Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood.
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.
Here [are] some questions firesharky:
1. What color hair do u have?
2. What[s] MY parents['] names? What hospital [were] u born in?
3. What state [were] u born in?
Do not say I don't know.
Roses are red, you are gay, and that's it.
Roses are red, My c0ck is blue, Oh shit, what happened to you?
What's a cat's favorite color? Purrrple!
What's wite and black and red allover? A nun that fell down stairs
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
