What do Rubik's cubes and melons have in common?
They have a history of separating colors.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick. Get your head out of the gutters... Jeez!
What's red and blue and runs up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
Why is an elephant big, grey, and hairy?
What is small, black and yellow, and drops things?
A fumble bee.
Teacher's pen is RED, our pen is BLUE, she is marking an EGG on my marksheet, left with questions and no CLUE.
Your mama so white that her first number was 911.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
What is an orange cucumber?
A carrot, duh!
What’s a green cucumber?
A carrot.
A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
So, a kid is taking a test, and the paper says, "In a pink bungalow, there's a pink fridge, a pink bed, a pink TV, and a pink cat. What color are the stairs?"
So the kid answers pink, like the idiot he is.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
So I found out a rainbow is basically where a guy ejaculates in a female's mouth and she swallows her period juice and they both kiss each other, swishing it together in each other's mouth, and it forms a rainbow.
And a strawberry shortcake is basically where a dude ejaculates on a female's face and then punches her in the nose, causing her to bleed. That's why it's called a strawberry shortcake.
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
Roses are white, violets are white, everything is white. I’m racist.
I bought a rainbow gun, but for some reason it doesn’t shoot straight.
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
