Me: Happy birthday! I got you a Rubix cube! Friend: I hate you. Me: why? Friend: I'm color blind
whats black white and red a nun that fell down an elevator shaft
Whats black, white, and red all over? a penguin in a blender
Whats all fuzzy, warm, and laughing? The person who snapped its neck and put it into the blender
WHY IS THE MOON RED TODAY?The reason why the Moon takes on a reddish color during totality is a phenomenon called Rayleigh scattering. It is the same mechanism responsible for causing colorful sunrises and sunsets, and for the sky to look blue.
WHY IS THE SUN RED TODAY?Turned Red Today. Here's Why. As an enormous Atlantic storm batters Ireland, a related phenomenon is turning heads further east over in the United Kingdom. ... Just like the way sunsets are sometimes red, excess particles in the atmosphere can change the color of the sun in the daytime.
What fruit always feels depressed?
A blueberry.
Yo mama's so old, when she was a girl, rainbows were black and white.
what has two legs and is red all over?
half a cat
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you throw them.
Why do leaves change color in the fall? Because they want to leaf their old color
whats green and sings? ELVIS PARSELY!!!!!
Why is a cabage green? Because its in Greenland
How did Rihanna know that Chris Brown was cheating on her? There was a different color of lipstick on his knuckles.
Why did the tomato go red because it saw salad dressing
my shirt is only red when i think about sex
I accidentally drank a little food coloring last night. I ended up dying inside.
What is white, black, and blue all at the same time?
Barack Obama.
What’s red, nine inches long , and makes my girlfriend cry every time she sees it?
Her abortion
Why do pills work? Because they r white
What did the green light say to the red light? - Don't look, I'm changing!
