#RIPBOZO
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
Why did the priest buy a clown suit? Because the old one had blood all over it.
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.
clowns were doing a egg contest and one clown had there egg crack and another clown said the yokes on you.
I was siting in class when my theacher said have any questions the SUSpenDID Class clown said whos joe so teach said joe who so the clown said joe mama so i said what in the BALLS so i ended up stay in detention with the clown ah so cozy
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)
Niall Devine, clown.
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
Two lions plan their escape from the circus. the night they get out of their cages they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road. as one lion gets a bite of leg the second takes a piece of shoulder. Then one stops and asks his companion: Does this taste funny to you?
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny!
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
Jeffy: "Daddy, Daddy, a monster said it’s gonna poop in your hat!"
Marvin: "I don’t believe that."
Jeffy: "But he said, 'Jeffy, I’m gonna poop in your Daddy’s hat!'"
The next morning,
Jeffy: "Daddy, a monster pooped in your hat!"
*Marvin/Mario looks in his hat*
Marvin: "Jeffy, I don’t believe you, you pooped in my hat!"
Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes";
If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!
My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.
So all his friends came in one car.
