Clown jokes
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
I’m a clown...
And everyone knows.
Niall Devine, clown.
Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes":
If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!
How do you get a clown to stop smiling?
You shoot him in the face.
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
Why did the clown fall off his bike?
Because the neighbor threw a washing machine at him.
What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
Why was the clown sad?
He broke his funny bone. PS: "funny bone" is not actually a bone.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.
I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.
Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.