Clown Jokes

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Q: What is a clown’s favourite fish

A: the clownfish

Why did the priest buy a clown suit? Because the old one had blood all over it.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.

What’s the worst part of being a pedophile? Getting the blood out of your clown suit

clowns were doing a egg contest and one clown had there egg crack and another clown said the yokes on you.

I was siting in class when my theacher said have any questions the SUSpenDID Class clown said whos joe so teach said joe who so the clown said joe mama so i said what in the BALLS so i ended up stay in detention with the clown ah so cozy

What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)

sa sent quoi un pête de cloun (sa sent drôle!)

The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.

Niall devine clown

Two lions plan their escape from the circus. the night they get out of their cages they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road. as one lion gets a bite of leg the second takes a piece of shoulder. Then one stops and asks his companion: Does this taste funny to you?

Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Answer: Because they taste funny

Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes";

If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!

my departed uncle was a circus clown before he died

so all his friends came in one car

what clown do you call that is allergic to starwberries?

...ollie the clown