Clown jokes
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
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Two lions plan their escape from the circus. The night they get out of their cages, they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road.
As one lion gets a bite of leg, the second takes a piece of shoulder.
Then one stops and asks his companion:
"Does this taste funny to you?"
How do you get a clown to stop smiling?
You shoot him in the face.
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
Why did the clown stop smiling?
Someone chopped his lips off.
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
What鈥檚 the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
Why did the shark spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
Why was the clown sad?
He broke his funny bone. PS: "funny bone" is not actually a bone.
I鈥檓 a clown...
And everyone knows.
Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes":
If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!
What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.
I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.
Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
Why did the clown fall off his bike?
Because the neighbor threw a washing machine at him.
Why didn't anyone care about the circus?
Because it was irr-elephant.
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.