Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.
Q: What is a clown’s favorite fish?
A: The clownfish.
Why did the priest buy a clown suit?
Because the old one had blood all over it.
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
LGBTQ. If there’s any joke, it’s 100% the woke 🤡.
Clowns were doing an egg contest, and one clown had their egg crack, and another clown said, "The yoke's on you!"
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT.
Niall Devine, clown.
Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
Two lions plan their escape from the circus. The night they get out of their cages, they see a lone clown stumbling back from town, drunk, not a soul in sight. Since they are going on the run, they decide to catch one last meal before they hit the road.
As one lion gets a bite of leg, the second takes a piece of shoulder.
Then one stops and asks his companion:
"Does this taste funny to you?"
Q: What's worse than f**king a 2 year old?
A: Wiping the blood off of your clown suit afterwards.
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny!
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
Jeffy: "Daddy, Daddy, a monster said it’s gonna poop in your hat!"
Marvin: "I don’t believe that."
Jeffy: "But he said, 'Jeffy, I’m gonna poop in your Daddy’s hat!'"
The next morning,
Jeffy: "Daddy, a monster pooped in your hat!"
*Marvin/Mario looks in his hat*
Marvin: "Jeffy, I don’t believe you, you pooped in my hat!"
Advice to the Clown telling all of the "Orphan Jokes":
If it's NOT "Funny", then DON'T POST IT!
My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.
So all his friends came in one car.
