Clown jokes
My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.
So all his friends came in one car.
What do you call a clown that is allergic to strawberries?
...Ollie the clown!
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
I didn’t know what a class clown was till I went to a class and realized I was a class clown in kindergarten, and then I woke up from a nightmare.
This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
Why did the clown stop smiling?
Someone chopped his lips off.
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
I'm a clown.
What protects clowns from the sun?
A bozone layer.
Yo momma more like G0Z the clown.
Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!
Why did the clown not attack Mike? Because they bouncee.
I like Fortnite.
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
Today I explain what things are fake: serial killers, clowns, Billy, fairies, your life, God, Jesus, your mom, and all your crappy fan-fictions about being saved from your even crappier life.
I'm also gonna explain real stuff: YouTube, your dad, scientists, teachers, God, Jesus, and Billy.
Stuff on both is real and fake depending on who you are. Your life IS fake. A lot of idiots will read this.
Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?
No..... Really?
Hahaha
Grasshole.
Poke diver 1 sucks!