Clown jokes
Your clown is so stupid it took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
When you realize the person reading this is a clown.
How do you get a clown to stop smiling?
You shoot him in the face.
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler!
Question: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Answer: Because they taste funny!
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
Ahaha, I'm laughing because my friend is so black his mama killed the clown.
A clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.
My mom got a clown for my birthday, but it ended up being my sister. 🤡
Why did the priest buy a clown suit?
Because the old one had blood all over it.
Why was the clown sad?
He broke his funny bone. PS: "funny bone" is not actually a bone.
Poke diver 1 sucks!
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
How do you make a juggler laugh? You tickle his balls.
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
What’s the worst part of being a pedophile?
Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂