Clown jokes
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
...is that a romantic jester?
Ça sent quoi un pète de clown? (Ça sent drôle!)
I’m a clown...
And everyone knows.
How do you make a juggler laugh? You tickle his balls.
What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?
Go for the juggler!
You're so ugly, when you put makeup on, it makes you look like a clown.
Me: I'ma sign up to be a clown.
My friend: Why?
Me: Because my life is a joke. 😂
My mom got a clown for my birthday, but it ended up being my sister. 🤡
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
What are clowns good at?
Jeffy: "Daddy, Daddy, a monster said it’s gonna poop in your hat!"
Marvin: "I don’t believe that."
Jeffy: "But he said, 'Jeffy, I’m gonna poop in your Daddy’s hat!'"
The next morning,
Jeffy: "Daddy, a monster pooped in your hat!"
*Marvin/Mario looks in his hat*
Marvin: "Jeffy, I don’t believe you, you pooped in my hat!"
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
When you realize the person reading this is a clown.
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned, and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience.
The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "If you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"
Why do cannibals not like to eat clowns?
Cause they taste funny!
Have you ever seen the clown in Walmart that hides from gay people?
No..... Really?
Hahaha
Grasshole.
A clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.
I like Fortnite.