What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
Yo mama is so ugly, when she went trick or treating on Halloween 2016, the clowns thought she was their supreme leader.
imagine a white van. now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombre on and his arm out the window and on the side of the van it says free candy. but there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back
#RIPBOZO
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
A clown held a door open for me, I thought it was a nice jester
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me, because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
How do you make a juggler laugh? YOU TICKLE HIS BALLS
What did Pennywise become after LEAVING the circus? Ex-IT. (I capitalized important parts of the joke)
The median salary of a clown is $36,763. And yet, here you are, doing it for free.
sa sent quoi un pête de cloun (sa sent drôle!)
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
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When you realize the person reading this is a clown
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights? A:Because they have the balls to.
Q: What is a clown’s favourite fish
A: the clownfish
What is the similarity between an anti joke and a clown? Neither are funny.
I’m a clown... And everyone nose.
"I hope my death would make for sense then my life"- joker
