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Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
Pennywise: They all float down here! Titanic: *hold my beer*
I’m a clown... And everyone nose.
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
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Why was the clown sad
He broke his funny bone. Ps: funny bone is not actually a bone
what is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
"I hope my death would make for sense then my life"- joker
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
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WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?
Why didn't anyone care about the circus?
Because it was irr-elephant.
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says: 'Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up.' Man bursts into tears, says 'But doctor... I am Pagliacci.'
Why was the emo kicked out of the circus? Because he was cutting in line!
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby In a clown suit
The Tent Pole Is Up, The Canvas Is Spread, The Hell With Breakfast, Come Back To Bed.
Take The Tent Pole Down, Put The Canvas Away, The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage, No Circus Today
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imagine a white van. now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombre on and his arm out the window and on the side of the van it says free candy. but there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back
