Clown jokes
How do you get a clown to stop smiling?
You shoot him in the face.
Why did the shark spit out the clown?
Because he tasted funny!
Pennywise: "They all float down here!"
Titanic: *hold my beer*
I’m a clown...
And everyone knows.
We shouldn't joke about rape, because rape is no laughing matter...
Unless you're being raped by a clown.
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?
Why was the clown sad?
He broke his funny bone. PS: "funny bone" is not actually a bone.
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a thrill with pills. Jack came down, fuck a clown, and the cum made them frown.
Your mama so fat, when Pennywise said, "We all float down here," he saw her and suddenly knew he was mistaken.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world.
Doctor says: "Treatment is simple. The great clown - Pagliacci - is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."
Man bursts into tears, says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
Why didn't anyone care about the circus?
Because it was irr-elephant.
Why was the emo kicked out of the circus?
Because he was cutting in line!
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed.
Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today.
Imagine a white van. Now imagine a white guy in the driver seat with a sombrero on and his arm out the window, and on the side of the van it says "Free Candy." But there's blood all over the van and a dead clown in the back.