Clothing Jokes

drawers! (DYM 77)

I went out to buy some camouflage shirts the other day. Couldn't find any.

What did the shirt say to the pants?? Belt.

When your mom tells you there's a present in the laundry room

The present: Laundry

*gunshot*

Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I see myself in them.

I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.

Turns out it was the fridge.

Taken from www.keeplaughingforever.com

My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and airforces but as soon as I spend a $100 on hookers she leaves me

What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?

They both have a hole in one.

Are your ankles having a party? Because I think your pants should come on down.

I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity So I got another one free of charge

What does a dog do in a dresser?

It Pants

an emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry and he says to his clothes"i wish i were you"

What does nail polish and panties have in common? Both come off with alcohol

A man went to buy 5 undie so he said hi 5 undis plz 1 4 each weekday.and then another man comes and said hi 7 undies please 1 for each day and theyll finish cleaning by sunday so the cashier said now thats more like it and then another person said hi 12 undies please wait imma double check january fe