Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish." Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
What's the best way to prank your blind girlfriend?
Fill her closet with see through clothes.
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realised I was in a rape museum
Whats the most optimistic blood type... B+ What deisse causes wrinkled clothes... an iron deficiency
My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.
I told him to stop being so clothes minded
I think the local nudist campground just went out of business.
The sign on their gate says: "Clothed Until Further Notice."
Little Johnny walked into his parents room to see them going at it.He asked his mom what they were doing and she said uh were play fighting and he's like with no clothes on and she said yeah and so he said let me join you then...
I once had clothes that were so unbearably uncomfortable -
but I never realized they suited me
Why do women buy clothes from the kids section? Because rapists prey on the weak.
YO MAMA!
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
What do my cloths and a depressed person not have in common?
My cloths don't hang themselves...
Three guys are on a plane one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American, and the Pilot says “There is to much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off.” So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said , “I have plenty of these where I come from,” the the Asian threw out some rice and said “I have plenty of these in my country,” The American threw out a bomb and said, “I have a lot of these in my country.” The plane crashes anyway and the three men start to walk away from the crash, as they were walking the found a boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of Buritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy,” The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying they asked him what was wrong and he said, “A ton of rice fell out of the sky and sherded all my clothes.” The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble, they kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny the boy said, “MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!”
Where do sith get their clothes? At the Darth Maul!
A girl asks her Asian boyfriend if he wants to eat her pussy. He asks her why she is taking off her clothes, instead of cooking her cat.
A plane is about the crash into the ocean, and the passengers are freaking out. A woman stands up, takes off her clothes, and says, "Before I go, is there a person man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, takes of shirt, and says, "Here, iron this!"
Yo mama's so fat she irons her clothes on the driveway
an emo kid sees his clothes hanging to dry and he says to his clothes"i wish i were you"
My girlfriend left me today for spending my own money. What a bitch I spend a fair amount of money on her for her clothes and airforces but as soon as I spend a $100 on hookers she leaves me
I thought the dryer made my clothes shrink.
Turns out it was the fridge.
Taken from www.keeplaughingforever.com
Today in 3rd grade english the teacher asked the kids a question, "What turns on when you take ur clothes off?" Little Elsa blushed and screamed, "you can't ask that." The english teacher repeats the question and Elsa screams, "I'll tell my parents on you and get you fired." Finally Little Tim raises his hand, "the shower ma'am." The english teacher clapped her hands, "good job Tim and as for you Elsa you do not have the body for that."
