How does Stephan Hawkings get clean.
He used Tesco car wash.
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Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
If your cleaning a vacuum cleaner does that make you the vacuum cleaner?
I don't see why women are complaining about the glass ceiling, I mean if they reach high enough they can clean it...
If you drop soap on the floor is the floor clean or is the soap dirty
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content because they are family friendly
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN
one day i caught my sister talking to my girlfriend and she said "you never told me your Lesbian" and i said "no,not at all" my girlfriend ask "why did you not tell her" and i said " because every time i bring a girl home i hear to much noise in her room and i never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash" and she said "yeah,the trash is her junk"
what does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common? A. both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
Today, my mother was making breakfast. As she was tired, my brother asked if there was anything to do today. She responded with a list: -take out the trash -clean your room -Make lunch and be sure to butter the electrical sockets. That’s all sweetie! Explain= You can’t butter a electrical socket
Your friend took a shower and used Pantene but i got a watermelon to keep me clean
The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and ask do i have any crack candy naw I don't have no damn crack candy or no crack apples all i have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich help yourself and while your at it clean up all the damn doggie dodo that's everywhere thank you mr toilet papers.
I think I might apply for a job cleaning mirrors.
It’s a job I can see myself doing.
so i walked into my bathroom to clean some stuff and no one ever told me you cant put put phones in the bathtub
What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.
What did the mouse say after it's bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!
yor forehead is so big, mr clean thought he would hire you
Grass is green I am the queen if only I can see u scream or the screen
Thing that rhyme with green queen screen clean between been .....................
I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving. I wasn't clean after this.
