Clean jokes
I think I would like a job cleaning mirrors. It's just something I could really see myself doing.
What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
One time, little Johnny was watching TikTok, and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly, so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework. When he was done, he saw a spill on the table. He went to the sink to grab a cloth, but when he came back, it was gone. He went to his mom's room and saw a drink with the label "daddy's drink," so he drunk it and said, "It's daddy's; he won't mind," and all day he was like the Flash. So he went back, turned the bottle around, and it said "Speedy," and then he said, "Oh, great heavens!"
Why is there no open hunting season on hippies?
Have you ever tried to clean one?
iNKSTECHSHUB Joke asshole
Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
A: Downey.
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you, Jesus, for creating baptism.
Hears a clean joke: My horse got muddy, so I gave him a bubble bath.
Now hears a dirty joke: Bubbles is the horse next door.
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
Kid: I don't want to go to the movies.
Mom: Shut your mouth and clean my room!
Kurt Cobain's last job was a blow job. He blew his head clean off.
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
If you drop soap on the floor, is the floor clean, or is the soap dirty?
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
This gay guy was so happy with his new boyfriend that he took him to his favorite gay bar.
An hour or so goes by, then the new flame says, "I just LOVE this place, everyone is so nice, food is great, but what's up with the monkey way down there?"
His friend says "OK, watch this." He goes up behind the chimp and smacked him in back of its head. The monkey jumped off the stool, pulls down his zipper, and gives him head. When finished, the chimp took a napkin, cleaned himself, pulled up his zipper, then jumped back to his chair.
He walked back to his new gay friend and said, "What do you think of that?"
"MAN, I seen some amazing things, but never like that!" His squeeze said, "Wanna give it a try?"
"I sure do, JUST DON'T hit me as hard as you hit that monkey."