Clean jokes
There are 4 billion women on earth. Why isn't it clean yet?
One day I caught my sister talking to my girlfriend, and she said, "You never told me you're lesbian." I said, "No, not at all." My girlfriend asked, "Why did you not tell her?" and I said, "Because every time I bring a girl home, I hear too much noise in her room, and I never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash." She said, "Yeah, the trash is her junk."
How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer?
Because she can clean her crack and sell it again.
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
Your hairline is so bald, Mr. Clean even said it's bald!
I was gonna clean my room
before I got high.
Who do you call to clean up foul language?
A cuss-todian!
Who do you ask to wipe you? Your butler!
Papyrus: Sans, I have a joke. What do you call someone lazy and incompetent?
Sans: What do you call them?
Papyrus: YOU! NOW GET UP AND CLEAN YOUR ROOM, YOU LAZY BONES!
How do you clean the ocean?
With tide!
Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's... nonexistent!
Why does an orphan go to a sewer?
So it can wash up.
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
How do men like their women? Striped.
How does a priest like their children? Clean.
Why are most orphans strippers? They want to call someone mommy or daddy.
What is the difference between a stripper and candy? None. But they like it when you take the wrapper off.
I respect woman’s choices... either she wants to cook first, then clean, or she wants to clean first, then cook.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in ethnic cleansing.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.
Keep the planet clean. It's not Uranus.
Um, please do not swear, there is no need. Could you maybe just find clean jokes?