Do you put a baby in the microwave covered or uncovered?
Covered, it can take weeks to clean up the explosion.
What is black when it’s clean and white when it’s dirty? Answer: A chalkboard
Your friend took a shower and used Pantene but i got a watermelon to keep me clean
How do you clean ash of a stove with chemicals
A cop sees an old woman carrying two large sacks. One of the sacks has a hole and is leaking 20 dollar bills.
The cop asks the woman, "Where did an old lady like you get all of that money?"
She replies, "Well, there's a golf course behind my house and when golfers need to go to the bathroom, they stick their penis through a hole in my fence and pee into my yard. It became a problem because it kills the flowers."
The cop asks, "So what did you do about it?"
The old lady says, "I get my hedge clippers and I wait behind the fence. When a golfer sticks his penis through the fence, I grab ahold of it and shout GIVE ME $20 OR IT COMES CLEAN OFF!"
"That seems fair enough," the cop says, "so what's in the other sack?"
The old lady replies with, "Not everyone pays..."
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt? A. They call an AmBOOlance.
I searched up self harm jokes clean but I couldn't find any :[
I have had an obsession with soap. Don’t worry, I am all clean now!
So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.
Why was baptism invented. How else was a priest supposed to clean his sex toys.
My son asked me how i'm so clean,"inside out.". I told him because of bleach. the next day I found him drinking the bleach.
What Do You Call A Cleaning Skeleton
The Grim Sweeper
Dad: I get to touch animals every day at the zoo. KId: Why? Dad: I clean up animal s hit at a zoo.
dark jokes are like clean water, not everyone gets it.
A wife was cleaning 12-year-old son’s bedroom When she found a load of serious bondage gear and fetish mags, she asked her husband, “what do we do?” The husband said, “I’m no expert, but I wouldn’t fucking spank him.”
Keep the planet clean. It's not Uranus.
My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends Chad just murdered his wife Claire and after doing that he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after My moms reply: Jesus Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess won’t he
Why haven’t any women gone to the moon...?
A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned
I think it’s dumb that people say a woman belongs in the kitchen How else is the rest of the house going to get cleaned
i went to see my dentist and she warned me it was going to hurt. then she told me she was having an affair with my husband. good news though...the cleaning didnt hurt.
