Lady: Can I lick your balls? Me: Ummmmm, Ok? Lady: grabs ball sack and licks my balls Me: I gonna have to clean these now Lady: Let me do that Me: No thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!
Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?
So he could make a clean getaway
A boy and his friend were walking down the street.
Boy 1: Bro, you still got my Nikes? Boy 2: Ye, sorry. I got em dirty. Boy 1: Please clean them, we have school tomorrow.
Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.
He came in twice.
(like if u understand)
Yo Father. Don't use the baptism bath. I cleaned my anul plug in there.
What?
The holy water gets all the ass of. Don't mind the white stuff. *clears throat*
Why is there no open hunting season on hippies ????
Have you ever tried to clean one ?
I think i would like a job cleaning mirrors, it's just something I could really see myself doing.
Why did Hitler's cookies taste bad? He forgot to clean out the oven.
Why are Germans so good at cleaning?
They have experience in Ethnic Cleansing.
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys. Thank you Jesus for creating baptism.
What's the difference between your mom and your dad one leaves your life to go get milk and the other cleans up after you, feeds you, and does your laundry
kid; I don't want to go to the movies mom; shut your mouth and clean my ROOM
Motherhood is like a fairy tale, but in reverse. You start out in a beautiful ball gown and end up in stained rags cleaning up after little people.
Your hairline is like Mr. Clean's....Non existent......
wanna clean old man takes a bath with bubbles wanna hear the dirty bubbles is the 14 year old next door
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
Jake: can I go outside Mom: did you clean your room Jake: No Mom: Then f*ck no Jake: alright bet (Brother named no)
What do you call sex with a hoover? Clean sex
I cleaned my room today. While sweeping under the bed, I heard my mop collide with something. To my surprise, I found Pristiano Penaldo hiding under my bed! My dad said โdonโt bother sweeping him son, hes been dusted for yearsโ I was shocked but not surprised.
