What pants do you wear to church.. HOLE-Y ONESS
Why are priests called father? Because it's too suspicious to call them daddy.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church, and the priest says, "What about the children?" The rabbi says, "Fuck the children." And the priest says, "Do you think we'll have time?"
A little boy went to church.. the priest said get in the following positions.. stand then kneel then bow.. the little boy replies.. can u hurry up and fuck me already
The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing and kneeling; I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip.
Confusios Ssay "man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew"
What kind of jeans do you were to church? - Holy jeans
When I was little, I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike. I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead I just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.
Why can't skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
I was raised a Catholic, and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate."
I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"
How do you get a nun pregnant? -- Dress her up as an alter boy.
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.
Lettuce pray.
What's the most fun a monk can have?
Nun.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
