What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS?
If you stop giving money to a church, you won't go to prison.
Why do orphans go to church on family day? cuz they get to spend time with their father.
Why do orphans go to church : to call some one dad
Why was there a box in a church because their was a funeral
I went up to a priest and asked if he participated in NNN. He replied "How can I, with all these people calling me daddy?"
I think that church is super burning 🥵
I think that church ⛪️ is boring
Girl: Daddy, I've been a bad girl.
Priest: For the last time, it's "Father, I have sinned."
Why is a nun called a nun? Cause they aint supposed to get nun ;)
A monk asks the priest if it's okay to kiss a nun. The priest replies "just as don't get in the habit"
If you shit in a church is it a holy shit?
Is it a bad to hit an orphan? What are they gonna do tell their parents? Well... I mean they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
A nun went to the pub and ordered a gin the bartender said to her I thought nuns weren’t allowed to drink and she said not usually but I am doing the bishop a favour the bartender then asked if she was coming to the music evening and she said no I am with the bishop tonight.
Three nuns up to Mother Teresa and say Mother Teresa we would not like to be eaten anymore Mother Teresa says okay but first you have to do something Unholy so they a leave and come back 3 days later the first one the first one says Mother Teresa I did something Unholy I took a little kids bike Mother Teresa says okay who drink from the holy water and you are free to go II unlocks upset I did it something worse than her I slept with a married man the last nun walks up and says I did something worse than all of them Mother Teresa says oh god oh gosh are there in the third nut and says I peed in the holy water
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
Why do Cantaloupes always get married in the church? Cause they can't elope.
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church? Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
Why don't skeletons play music at the church? Because they don't have any organs.
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father
why did the sun go to church Because it needs jeuse
