Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh. he never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
Me how do you you celebrate Christmas Orphan I don't know what you mean Me there is no one to give present
This year I'm going to name my Christmas Tree , Amy Winehouse , because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room
why do Emos love Christmas? so they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. hope u liked it, happy holidays!
To start off this Christmas season imma make a list of what I want, then Ima make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations ima start with the first ornament and hang myself
How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic
My family was watching home alone 2, so whenever Kevin was top of the twin towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas. He said it was the most violent book he ever read.
If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping of a roof
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe " " why?" "Because I want to hang"
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas? A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
what did the woman with no hands get for christmas? no idea. she hasnβt opened her present yet.
if you are depressed, eat panera bread it is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
I wish 911 was in December because the poor farm feilds
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookie and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple kool-aid.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
Why do orphans hate Christmas? Father Christmas isnβt a thing.
