What pizza π do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
You are getting Cole for Christmas you shit fuckers.
What happens if you play with Santaβs ball you get a white Christmas
If iI don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights wont be the only thing hanging from the roof
Why do orphans watch nightmare before Christmas
Answer: oogie boogie is ugly so they wanted for be ugly
whats the difference between family and cats...
cats wont abuse u at christmas
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa clause.
2 gays are getting ready for Christmas...they are expecting a big package in the Male!
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year ? Because he sexually kids π
What did Santa Claus brought Michael Jackson for Christmas ? His elfβs πππ
Merry christmas my fellow hoes
I'm so excited for Christmas Pudding... Pudding these nuts in your mouth
Itβs Christmas morning and all the decorations are done but the tree looks like itβs missing something * grabs the noose *
On the 12th day of Christmas Peo Pessi gave to me
12 tap ins 11 pointless dribbles 10 fixed league titles 9 missed penalties 8-2 6 dives 500million robbed from Barca 4 ucl semi losses 3 times he blamed higuain 2 retirements And a transfer to a farmers league
What do gay people get for Christmas?
discrimination
What did the cancer doctor say You just got a new Christmas present
Cancer
jiggle balls jiggle balls jiggle all the way dr squatch will heal the itch and know it goes away hey
One day every kid at the orphanage got coal for Christmas. It was the second worst day of there lives.
There's a white guys, black guy, and Santa clause. They get a hotel room. White guy goes in room first and sees money on the table and he picks it up. A ghost appears and say put down my money or ill cut off your weiner. He gets scared and jumps out the window. Black guy goes in the room, sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears and says put down my money or ill cut off you're weiner. He gets scared and jumps out the window. Santa clause goes in the room sees the money and picks it up. Ghost appears, put down my money or ill cut off you're weiner. Santa clause looks at the ghost and says I'm the ghost of Christmas past you touch my dick ill kick your ass!!!
Children are like a box of Christmas decorations. I keep βem in my basement until itβs time to hang βem from a tree.
