Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly. They give coal. Why coal your prob saying because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds
If things don't get better, the Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging.
I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL! I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
What do christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
why does the emo hate christmas the ordamonts get hanged and they dont
What pizza ๐ do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
You are getting Cole for Christmas, you shit fuckers.
What happens if you play with Santaโs ball you get a white Christmas
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
If I don't get a bf by the end of this month, Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging from the roof.
Why do orphans watch nightmare before Christmas
Answer: oogie boogie is ugly so they wanted for be ugly
whats the difference between family and cats...
cats wont abuse u at christmas
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
Two gays are getting ready for Christmas... They are expecting a big package in the mail!
Your forehead is so big, you can fit Santaโs sack on it.
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids ๐
What did Santa Claus bring Michael Jackson for Christmas? His elves! ๐๐๐
