Why can’t Jesus be born in West Virginia?
Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.
Little Johnny woke up at midnight on Christmas Eve to Santa with his pants down on top of his mom. He then said, "Ho ho OH YEAH!!!"
Why are Christmas trees banned at the mental hospital?
They would hang themselves like ornaments.
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
What’s do a priest and Christmas tree lights have in common?
They can both flash
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
Your mama is so fat that she took a picture at Christmas, and it's still downloading.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
If things don't get better, the Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging.
I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL!
I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
What does an orphan get for Christmas? Hypothermia.
What do christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
You are getting Cole for Christmas, you shit fuckers.
What happens if you play with Santa’s ball? You get a white Christmas.
Q: Why did the emo kid get jealous on Xmas?
A: He saw the ornaments hanging.
Who comes once a year and makes your kids cry?
Rapey Santa.
Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"
