Christmas

Christmas jokes

What did the orphan get for Christmas?

Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.

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  • What did Santa use as a candy cane?

    Wait, wait, I said it wrong.

    Okay.

    What did Santa use to do his garden...never mind.

    Why was Santa Santa?

    Because it was Santa! Hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Why did Santa go to work? Because he was just trying out the work! 😂😂

    During the holidays in the fruit bowl, the orange walked up to the banana and said, "Berry Christmas!"

    What did the kid with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves!

    Just kidding, he hasn’t opened it yet.

    Kid: Dad, I want Santa to give me an iPhone.

    Indian poor dad: Son, Santa is deaf.

    Kid: No, he is not. I saw him on TV yesterday.

    Indian poor dad: Oh, actually, I asked him for a new wife. Maybe he is wearing AirPods.

    Kid: You are my Santa, daddy.

    Indian poor dad: Pull down your pants, son.

    Kid: It's not an Apple product.

    Indian poor dad: It's a banana.

    What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.

    Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?

    A: Because they're Santa's Starbucks!

    What did the deaf, blind, mute, and paralyzed baby get for Christmas?

    AIDS.