Santa was asked to describe Mrs. Claus in three words. His response was, "Ho ho ho."
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for christmas? A new ass because his one has crack on it.
What does the child with no hands got for christmas? Unknown he hasn't opened it yet.
What does a homeless man in new york got for christmas? Hypothermia.
Why did little sally fall of the swings? Because she had no arms What did sally get for Christmas? Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box
What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of gloves! Nah, I’m not that mean, he’s still trying to open his presents.
what does the blind, deff child get for christmas
Cancer
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th Street
sally has no arms. what did she get for Christmas? idk she hasn't opened it yet.
My child is ungrateful, I got him a bike for Christmas and he didn't say thank you, no, he said "dad, I don't have any legs"
Santa gives a boy a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas, this upsets the boy. Why? Answer: He has no legs..........the boy has no legs.
yo momma is so fat, i took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing.
Ho Ho Ho, what do you want for Christmas little boy. Longer than 2 months to live.
Kid starts shortcoming people in school, teacher asks “why are you doing that”. He responds, “I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas”
why did Sarah fall off the swing.... she had no arms.....what did aaah get for Christmas ?? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet... knock knock... *whos there*.............NOT SARAH
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?
Answer: cancer
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves........ just kidding he hasn’t opened it yet
why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms ~ knock knock who's there? not sally ~ what first went through sally's head when the nazis came? a bullet ~ where did sally go when the bomb exploded? everywhere ~ what did sally get for christmas? a bike
A kid got a bike and a soccer ball for Christmas. He was still unhappy. Why?
The kid had no legs.
I was trying to poison santa, but he killed my dad and ate all the cookies! 😤
What car do elves drive? Toy-yodas
