why do Emos love Christmas? so they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. hope u liked it, happy holidays!
To start off this Christmas season imma make a list of what I want, then Ima make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations ima start with the first ornament and hang myself
How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic
My family was watching home alone 2, so whenever Kevin was top of the twin towers, I threw a paper airplane at the T.V.
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for Christmas. He said it was the most violent book he ever read.
If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping of a roof
"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe " " why?" "Because I want to hang"
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas? A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
What did the woman with no hands get for Christmas? No idea. She hasn't opened her present yet.
if you are depressed, eat panera bread it is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
I wish 911 was in December because the poor farm feilds
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookie and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple kool-aid.
What did Santa give the mute, blind, quadriplegic orphan at Christmas?
Chlamydia.
Why do orphans hate Christmas? Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
you know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?" How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
why dont asian kids believe in santa clause?
because theyre the ones who made the toys
If Bruce Willis (the guy in the Christmas movie die hard) dies of a viagra overdose would that mean he truly dies hard
How do you get more presents from Santa? You tickle his sack.
It’s Christmas and sally has a gift she got a Barrie just kidding she still hasn’t opened it
